Galatea

The Prologue

Pro.Sp1Prologue
Ios and Smyrna were two sweet cities, the first named of* the violet, the latter of the myrrh. Homer was born in the one* and buried in the other*. Your Majesty’s judgment and favor are our sun and shadow, the one coming of your deep wisdom, the other* of your wonted* grace. We* in all humility desire that by the former receiving our first breath*, we may, in the latter*, take our last rest. Augustus Caesar had such piercing eyes that whoso looked on him was constrained to wink*. Your Highness hath so perfect a judgment that, whatsoever we offer, we are enforced to blush. Yet as the Athenians were most curious* that the lawn* wherewith Minerva* was covered should be without spot or wrinkle, so have we endeavored with all care that what we present Your Highness should neither offend in scene nor syllable* — knowing that as in the ground where gold groweth* nothing will prosper but gold, so in Your Majesty’s mind, where nothing doth harbor but virtue, nothing can enter but virtue.

1.1

Enter Tityrus and Galatea disguised as a boy. They sit under an oak tree.
1.1.Sp1Tityrus
The sun doth beat upon the plain* fields. Wherefore let us sit down, Galatea, under this fair oak, by whose broad leaves being defended from the warm beams we may enjoy the fresh air, which softly breathes from Humber floods*.
1.1.Sp2Galatea
Father, you have devised well. And whilst our flock doth roam up and down this pleasant green, you shall recount to me, if it please you, for what cause this tree was dedicated unto Neptune, and why you have thus disguised me.
1.1.Sp3Tityrus
I do agree thereto, and, when thy state and my care be considered, thou shalt know this question was not asked in vain.
1.1.Sp4Galatea
I willingly attend*.
1.1.Sp5Tityrus
In times past, where thou see’st a heap of small pebble stood a stately temple of white marble, which was dedicated to the God of the Sea, and in right*, being so near the sea. Hither came all such as either ventured by long travel to see countries or by great traffic* to use merchandise*, offering sacrifice by fire to get safety by water, yielding thanks for perils past and making prayers for good success to come. But Fortune, constant in nothing but inconstancy, did change her copy*, as* the people their custom; for, the land being oppressed by Danes — who instead of sacrifice committed sacrilege, instead of religion rebellion, and made a prey of that in which they should have made their prayers, tearing down the temple even with the earth*, being almost equal with the skies* — enraged so the god who binds the winds in the hollows of the earth* that he caused the seas to break their bounds sith* men had broke their vows, and to swell as far above their reach as men had swerved beyond their reason. Then might you see ships sail where sheep fed, anchors cast where ploughs go, fishermen throw their nets where husbandmen* sow their corn*, and fishes throw* their scales where fowls do breed their quills*. Then might you gather froth* where now is dew, rotten weeds* for* sweet roses, and take view of monstrous* mermaids instead of passing fair* maids.
1.1.Sp6Galatea
To hear these sweet marvels I would* mine eyes were turned also into ears.
1.1.Sp7Tityrus
But at the last our countrymen repenting, and not too late, because at last Neptune, either weary of his wroth* or wary* to do them wrong, upon condition consented to ease their miseries.
1.1.Sp8Galatea
What condition will not miserable men accept?
1.1.Sp9Tityrus
The condition was this: that at every five years’ day*, the fairest and chastest virgin in all the country should be brought unto this tree, and, here being bound (whom neither parentage shall excuse for honor, nor virtue for integrity*), is left for a peace-offering unto Neptune.
1.1.Sp10Galatea
Dear is the peace that is bought with guiltless blood.
1.1.Sp11Tityrus
I am not able to say that*, but he* sendeth a monster called the Agar, against* whose coming the waters roar, the fowls fly away, and the cattle* in the field for terror shun the banks.
1.1.Sp12Galatea
And she bound* to endure that horror?
1.1.Sp13Tityrus
And she bound* to endure that horror.
1.1.Sp14Galatea
Doth this monster devour her?
1.1.Sp15Tityrus
Whether she be devoured of him*, or conveyed to Neptune, or drowned between both, it is not permitted to know, and incurreth danger to conjecture. Now, Galatea, here endeth my tale and beginneth thy tragedy.
1.1.Sp16Galatea
Alas, father! And why so?
1.1.Sp17Tityrus
I would thou hadst been less fair or more fortunate. Then shouldst thou not repine that I have disguised thee in this attire, for thy beauty will make thee to be thought worthy of this god. To avoid therefore destiny (for wisdom ruleth the stars), I think it better to use an unlawful means, your honor* preserved, than intolerable grief, both life and honor hazarded; and to prevent, if it be possible, thy constellation* by my craft. Now hast thou heard the custom of this country, the cause why this tree was dedicated unto Neptune, and the vexing* care of thy fearful father.
1.1.Sp18Galatea
Father, I have been attentive to hear, and by your patience am ready to answer. Destiny may be deferred, not prevented; and therefore it were better to offer myself in triumph than to be drawn* to it with dishonor. Hath nature (as you say) made me so fair above all*, and shall not virtue make me as famous as others? Do you not know, or doth overcarefulness make you forget, that an honorable death is to be preferred before an infamous life? I am but a child, and have not lived long, and yet not so childish as* I desire to live ever. Virtues I mean to carry to my grave, not gray hairs. I would I were as sure that destiny would light* on me as I am resolved it could not fear* me. Nature hath given me beauty, virtue* courage; nature must yield me death, virtue* honor. Suffer* me therefore to die, for which I was born*, or let me curse that I was born, sith I may not die for it*.
1.1.Sp19Tityrus
Alas, Galatea, to consider the causes of change thou art too young, and that I should find them out for thee, too too fortunate*.
1.1.Sp20Galatea
The destiny to me cannot be so hard as the disguising hateful.
1.1.Sp21Tityrus
To gain love, the gods have taken shapes of beasts*, and to save life art thou coy to take the attire of men?
1.1.Sp22Galatea
They were beastly gods, that lust could make them seem as beasts.
1.1.Sp23Tityrus
In health it is easy to counsel the sick, but it’s hard for the sick to follow wholesome counsel. Well, let us depart. The day is far spent.
Exeunt.

1.2

Enter Cupid and a Nymph of Diana*.
1.2.Sp1Cupid
Fair nymph, are you strayed from your company by chance, or love you to wander solitarily on purpose?
1.2.Sp2Nymph
Fair boy, or god, or whatever you be, I would you knew these woods are to me so well known that I cannot stray* though* I would, and my mind so free that to be melancholy I have no cause. There is none of Diana’s train* that any can train*, either out of their way or out of their wits.
1.2.Sp3Cupid
What is that Diana, a goddess? What her nymphs, virgins? What her pastimes, hunting?
1.2.Sp4Nymph
A goddess? Who knows it not? Virgins? Who thinks it not? Hunting? Who loves it not?
1.2.Sp5Cupid
I pray thee, sweet wench, amongst all your sweet troop is there not one that followeth the sweetest thing, sweet love?
1.2.Sp6Nymph
Love, good sir? What mean you by it? Or what do you call it?
1.2.Sp7Cupid
A heat full of coldness, a sweet full of bitterness, a pain full of pleasantness, which maketh thoughts have eyes and hearts* ears*, bred by desire, nursed by delight, weaned by jealousy, killed by dissembling, buried by ingratitude; and this is love. Fair lady, will you any?
1.2.Sp8Nymph
If it be nothing else, it is but a foolish thing.
1.2.Sp9Cupid
Try, and you shall find it a pretty thing.
1.2.Sp10Nymph
I have neither will nor leisure, but I will follow Diana in the chase, whose virgins are all chaste, delighting in the bow* that wounds the swift hart* in the forest, not fearing the bow* that strikes the soft heart in the chamber. This difference is between my mistress Diana* and your mother (as I guess) Venus: that all her* nymphs are amiable and wise in their kind*, the other amorous and too kind* for their sex. And so farewell, little god.
Exit.
1.2.Sp11Cupid
Diana, and thou, and all thine, shall know that Cupid is a great god. I will practice* awhile in these woods, and play such pranks with these nymphs that, while they aim to hit others with their arrows, they shall be wounded themselves with their own eyes.
Exit.

1.3

Enter Melibeus and Phillida.
1.3.Sp1Melibeus
Come, Phillida, fair Phillida, and I fear me too fair, being my Phillida: thou knowest the custom of this country, and I the greatness of thy beauty; we both* the fierceness of the monster Agar. Everyone thinketh his own child fair, but I know that which I most desire and would least have*, that thou art fairest. Thou shalt therefore disguise thyself in attire, lest I should disguise myself in affection*, in suffering* thee to perish by a fond desire* whom I may preserve by a sure deceit.
1.3.Sp2Phillida
Dear father, nature could not make me so fair as she hath made you kind, nor you more kind than me dutiful. Whatsoever you command I will not refuse, because you command nothing but my safety and your happiness. But how shall I be disguised?
1.3.Sp3Melibeus
In man’s apparel.
1.3.Sp4Phillida
It will neither become* my body nor my mind.
1.3.Sp5Melibeus
Why, Phillida?
1.3.Sp6Phillida
For then I must keep company with boys, and commit follies unseemly for my sex; or keep company with girls, and be thought more wanton than becometh*. Besides, I shall be ashamed of my long hose* and short coat*, and so unwarily blab out something by blushing at everything.
1.3.Sp7Melibeus
Fear not, Phillida. Use will make it easy; fear must make it necessary.
1.3.Sp8Phillida
I agree, since my father will have it so, and fortune must.
1.3.Sp9Melibeus
Come let us in, and, when thou art disguised, roam about these woods till the time be past and Neptune pleased*.
Exeunt.

1.4

Enter Mariner, Rafe, Robin, and Dick.
1.4.Sp1Robin
Now, mariner, what callest thou this sport on the sea?
1.4.Sp2Mariner
It is called a wreck.
1.4.Sp3Rafe
I take no pleasure in it. Of all deaths. I would not be drowned. One’s clothes will be so wet when he is taken up*.
1.4.Sp4Dick
What call’st thou the thing we were bound to?
1.4.Sp5Mariner
A rafter*.
1.4.Sp6Rafe
I will rather hang myself on a rafter in the house than be so haled* in the sea; there one may have a leap for his life. But I marvel* how our master* speeds*.
1.4.Sp7Dick
I’ll warrant by this time he is wetshod*. Did you ever see water bubble as the sea did? But what shall we do?
1.4.Sp8Mariner
You are now in Lincolnshire, where you can want* no fowl, if you can devise means to catch them. There be woods hard by, and at every mile’s end, houses, so that if you seek on the land* you shall speed* better than on the sea.
1.4.Sp9Robin
Sea? Nay, I will never sail more. I brook not* their diet. Their bread is so hard that one must carry a whetstone in his mouth to grind his teeth*; the meat so salt that one would think after dinner his tongue had been powdered* ten days.
1.4.Sp10Rafe
( To the Mariner ) Oh, thou hast a sweet life, mariner, to be pinned* in a few boards, and to be within an inch of a thing bottomless*. I pray thee, how often hast thou been drowned?
1.4.Sp11Mariner
Fool, thou see’st I am yet alive.
1.4.Sp12Robin
Why, be they dead that be drowned? I had thought they had been with the fish, and so by chance been caught up with them in a net again. It were a shame a little cold water should kill a man of reason*, when you shall see a poor minnow lie* in it that hath no understanding.
1.4.Sp13Mariner
Thou art wise from the crown of thy head upwards*. Seek you new fortunes now; I will follow mine old. I can shift the moon and the sun*, and know by one card* what all you cannot do by a whole pair*. The loadstone* that always holdeth his* nose to the north, the two-and-thirty points for the wind, the wonders I see would make all you blind. You be but boys. I fear the sea no more than a dish of water. Why, fools, it is but a liquid element. Farewell.
He turns to leave.
1.4.Sp14Robin
It were good we learned his cunning at the cards*, for we must live by cozenage*. We have neither lands, nor wit, nor masters*, nor honesty.
1.4.Sp15Rafe
Nay, I would fain* have his thirty-two, that is, his three dozen lacking four points, for you see betwixt us three there is not two good points*.
1.4.Sp16Dick
. Let us call him a little back that we may learn those points. ( To the Mariner ) Sirrah, a word. I pray thee show us thy points.
1.4.Sp17Mariner
Will you learn?
1.4.Sp18Dick
Ay.
1.4.Sp19Mariner
Then as you like this I will instruct you in all our secrets, for there is not a clout*, nor card*, nor board, nor post that hath not a special name or singular nature.
1.4.Sp20Dick
Well, begin with your points*, for I lack only points in this world.
1.4.Sp21Mariner
North. North and by east. North north-east. North-east and by north. North-east. North-east and by east. East* north-east. East and by north. East.
1.4.Sp22Dick
I’ll say it. North. North-east. North-east. Nore-nore and by nore-east. I shall never do it.
1.4.Sp23Mariner
. This is but one quarter.
1.4.Sp24Robin
I shall never learn a quarter of it. I will try. North. North-east, is by the west side. North and by north.
1.4.Sp25Dick
Passing ill*!
1.4.Sp26Mariner
Hast thou no memory?( To Rafe ) Try thou.
1.4.Sp27Rafe
North. North and by north. I can go no further.
1.4.Sp28Mariner
O dullard! Is thy head lighter then the wind, and thy tongue so heavy it will not wag? I will once again say it.
1.4.Sp29Rafe
I will never learn this language. It will get but small living*, when it will scarce be learned till one be old.
1.4.Sp30Mariner
Nay then, farewell. And if your fortunes exceed not your wits, you shall starve before ye sleep.(Exit.)
1.4.Sp31Rafe
. Was there ever such cozening*? Come, let us to the woods and see what fortune we may have before they be made* ships. As for our master, he is drowned.
1.4.Sp32Dick
I will this way.
1.4.Sp33Robin
I, this.
1.4.Sp34Rafe
I, this, and this day twelvemonth* let us all meet here again. It may be we shall either beg together or hang together.
1.4.Sp35Dick
It skills not*, so* we be together. But let us sing now, though we cry hereafter.
SONG
1.4.Sp36Omnes*
Rocks, shelves, and sands, and seas, farewell! Fie! Who would dwell In such a hell As is a ship, which drunk* does reel, Taking salt healths* from deck to keel.
1.4.Sp37Robin
Up were we swallowed in wet graves,
1.4.Sp38Dick
All soused in waves,
1.4.Sp39Rafe
By Neptune’s slaves*.
1.4.Sp40Omnes
What shall we do, being tossd to shore?
1.4.Sp41Robin
Milk* some blind* tavern, and there roar.
1.4.Sp42Rafe
’Tis brave*, my boys, to sail on land, For being well manned*, We can cry “Stand!*
1.4.Sp43Dick
The trade of pursing* ne’er shall fail Until the hangman cries, “Strike sail!*
1.4.Sp44Omnes
Rove, then, no matter whither,
In fair or stormy weather.
And as we live, let’s die together.
One hempen caper cuts a feather*.
Exeunt.

2.1

Enter Galatea alone*.
2.1.Sp1Galatea
Blush, Galatea, that must frame thy affection fit for thy habit*, and therefore be thought immodest* because thou art unfortunate! Thy tender years cannot dissemble this deceit, nor thy sex bear it. Oh, would the gods had made me as I seem to be, or that I might safely be* what I seem not*! Thy father doteth, Galatea, whose blind love corrupteth his fond* judgment, and, jealous* of thy death, seemeth to dote on thy beauty; whose fond care carrieth his partial eye as far from truth as his heart is from falsehood. But why dost thou blame him, or blab what thou art, when thou shouldst only counterfeit what thou art not? But whist*! Here cometh a lad. I will learn of him how to behave myself*.
She stands aside. Enter Phillida in man’s attire.
2.1.Sp2Phillida
( To herself ) I neither like my gait* nor my garments: the one untoward*, the other unfit*, both unseemly. O Phillida! But yonder stayeth one*, and therefore say nothing. But O Phillida!
2.1.Sp3Galatea
( Aside, seeing Phillida ) I perceive that boys are in as great disliking of themselves as maids. Therefore, though I wear the apparel, I am glad I am not the person*.
2.1.Sp4Phillida
( Aside ) It is a pretty boy and a fair. He might well have been a woman, but because he is not, I am glad I am; for now, under the color* of my coat, I shall decipher the follies of their kind.
2.1.Sp5Galatea
( Aside ) I would salute* him, but I fear I should make a curtsy instead of a leg*.
2.1.Sp6Phillida
( Aside ) If I durst trust my face as well as I do my habit*, I would spend some time to make pastime*; for, say what they will of a man’s wit, it is no second* thing to be a woman.
2.1.Sp7Galatea
( Aside ) All the blood in my body would be in my face*, if he should ask me (as the question among men is common), “Are you a maid?*
2.1.Sp8Phillida
( Aside ) Why stand I still? Boys should be bold. But here cometh a brave train* that will spill* all our talk.
Enter Diana, Telusa, and Eurota.
2.1.Sp9Diana
( To Galatea ) God speed, fair* boy.
2.1.Sp10Galatea
You are deceived, lady.
2.1.Sp11Diana
Why, are you no boy?
2.1.Sp12Galatea
No fair boy.
2.1.Sp13Diana
But I see an unhappy boy.
2.1.Sp14Telusa
Saw you not the deer come this way? He flew down the wind*, and I believe you have blanched him*.
2.1.Sp15Galatea
Whose deer was it, lady?
2.1.Sp16Telusa
Diana’s deer.
2.1.Sp17Galatea
I saw none but mine own dear*.
2.1.Sp18Telusa
( To Diana ) This wag is wanton or a fool! Ask the other, Diana.
2.1.Sp19Galatea
( Aside ) I know not how it cometh to pass, but yonder boy is in mine eye too beautiful. I pray the gods the ladies think him not their dear!
2.1.Sp20Diana
( To Phillida ) Pretty lad, do your sheep feed in the forest, or are you strayed from your flock, or on purpose come ye to mar Diana’s pastime*?
2.1.Sp21Phillida
I understand not one word you speak.
2.1.Sp22Diana
What, art thou neither lad nor shepherd?
2.1.Sp23Phillida
My mother said I could be no lad till I was twenty year old, nor keep sheep till I could tell* them; and therefore, lady, neither lad nor shepherd is here.
2.1.Sp24Telusa
( To Diana ) These boys are both agreed*. Either they are very pleasant* or too perverse. You were best, lady, make them tusk these woods*, whilst we stand with our bows, and so use them as beagles since they have so good mouths*.
2.1.Sp25Diana
I will.( To Phillida ) Follow me without delay or excuse, and, if you can do nothing*, yet shall you halloo the deer*.
2.1.Sp26Phillida
I am willing to go —( Aside ) not for these ladies’ company, because myself am a virgin, but for that fair boy’s favor*, who I think be a god.
2.1.Sp27Diana
( To Galatea ) You, sir boy, shall also go.
2.1.Sp28Galatea
I must if you command —( Aside ) and would if* you had not.
Exeunt.

2.2

Enter Cupid alone in nymph’s apparel, and Neptune listening.
2.2.Sp1Cupid
Now, Cupid, under the shape of a silly* girl show the power of a mighty god. Let Diana and all her coy nymphs know that there is no heart so chaste but thy bow can wound, nor eyes so modest but thy brands* can kindle, nor thoughts so staid* but thy shafts can make wavering, weak, and wanton. Cupid, though he be a child, is no baby. I will make their pains my pastimes, and so confound their loves in their own sex* that they shall dote in their desires, delight in their affections, and practice only impossibilities. Whilst I truant* from my mother*, I will use some tyranny in these woods, and so shall their exercise in foolish love be my excuse for running away*. I will see whether fair faces be always chaste, or Diana’s virgins only modest; else will I spend* both my shafts and shifts*; and then, ladies*, if you see these dainty dames entrapped in love, say softly to yourselves, we may all love.
Exit.
2.2.Sp2Neptune
Do silly* shepherds go about to deceive great Neptune in putting on man’s attire upon women, and Cupid, to make sport, deceive them all by using* a woman’s apparel upon a god*? Then, Neptune, that hast taken sundry shapes to obtain love*, stick not* to practice some deceit to show thy deity, and, having often thrust thyself into the shape of beasts to deceive men, be not coy to use the shape of a shepherd to show thyself a god. Neptune cannot be overreached* by swains*. Himself is subtle, and, if Diana be overtaken by craft*, Cupid is wise. I will into these woods and mark all, and in the end will mar all.
Exit.

2.3

Enter Rafe alone.
2.3.Sp1Rafe
Call you this seeking of fortunes, when one can find nothing but birds’ nests? Would I were out of these woods! For I shall have but wooden* luck. Here’s nothing but the skreeking* of owls, croaking of frogs, hissing of adders, barking of foxes, walking of hags*. But what be these? (Enter Fairies, dancing and playing, and so exeunt.) I will follow them, To hell I shall not go, for so fair faces never can have such hard fortunes. What black boy* is this?
Enter the Alchemist’s boy, Peter.
2.3.Sp2Peter
( To himself ) What a life do I lead with my master! Nothing but blowing of bellows, beating of spirits*, and scraping of crosslets*. It is a very secret science, for none almost can understand the language of it: sublimation, almigation, calcination, rubification, incorporation, circination, cementation, albification, and fermentation*, with as many terms unpossible to be uttered as the art to be compassed*.
2.3.Sp3Rafe
( Aside ) Let me cross myself. I never heard so many great devils in a little monkey’s mouth.
2.3.Sp4Peter
Then our instruments: crosslets, sublimatories, cucurbits, limbecks, decensors, vials, manual and mural, for imbibing and conbibing, bellows molificative and indurative*.
2.3.Sp5Rafe
( Aside ) What language is this? Do they speak so?
2.3.Sp6Peter
Then our metals: saltpeter, vitriol, sal tartar, sal preparat, argoll, resagar, sal ammoniac, agrimony, lunary, brimstone, valerian, tartar alum, breemwort, glass, unslaked lime, chalk, ashes, hair, and what not*, to make I know not what.
2.3.Sp7Rafe
( Aside ) My hair beginneth to stand upright. Would the boy would make an end!
2.3.Sp8Peter
And yet such a beggerly science it is, and so strong on multiplication* that the end is to have neither gold, wit, nor honesty.
2.3.Sp9Rafe
( Aside ) Then am I just of thy occupation. ( Coming forward ) What, fellow, well met!
2.3.Sp10Peter
Fellow? Upon what acquaintance?
2.3.Sp11Rafe
Why, thou say’st the end of thy occupation is to have neither wit, money, nor honesty; and methinks, at a blush*, thou shouldst be one of my occupation*.
2.3.Sp12Peter
Thou art deceived. My master is an alchemist.
2.3.Sp13Rafe
What’s that? A man?
2.3.Sp14Peter
A little more than a man, and a hair’s breadth less than a god. He can make of thy cap gold, and, by multiplication of one groat*, three old angels*. I have known him of the tag of a point* to make a silver bowl of a pint*.
2.3.Sp15Rafe
That makes thee have never a point; they be all turned to pots*. But if he can do this, he shall be a god altogether.
2.3.Sp16Peter
If thou have any gold to work on, thou art then made* forever, for with one pound of gold he will go near to pave ten acres of ground.
2.3.Sp17Rafe
How might a man serve him and learn his cunning*?
2.3.Sp18Peter
Easily. First, seem to understand the terms, and specially mark these points. In our art there are four spirits*.
2.3.Sp19Rafe
Nay, I have done*, if you work with devils*!
2.3.Sp20Peter
Thou art gross*. We call those “spirits” that are the grounds of our art, and, as it were, the metals more incorporative for domination*. The first spirit is quicksilver*.
2.3.Sp21Rafe
That is my spirit, for my silver* is so quick* that I have much ado to catch it; and when I have it, it is so nimble that I cannot hold it. I thought there was a devil in it.
2.3.Sp22Peter
The second, orpiment*.
2.3.Sp23Rafe
That’s no spirit, but a word to conjure a spirit*.
2.3.Sp24Peter
The third, sal ammoniac*.
2.3.Sp25Rafe
A proper word.
2.3.Sp26Peter
The fourth, brimstone*.
2.3.Sp27Rafe
That’s a stinking spirit, I thought there was some spirit in it because it burnt so blue*. For my mother would often tell me that when the candle burnt blue, there was some ill spirit in the house, and now I perceive it was the spirit brimstone.
2.3.Sp28Peter
Thou canst remember these four spirits?
2.3.Sp29Rafe
Let me alone* to conjure them.
2.3.Sp30Peter
Now are there also seven bodies — but here cometh my master.
Enter the Alchemist.
2.3.Sp31Rafe
This is a beggar*.
2.3.Sp32Peter
. No, such cunning men must disguise themselves as though there were nothing in them, for otherwise they shall be compelled to work for princes, and so be constrained to bewray* their secrets.
2.3.Sp33Rafe
I like not his attire, but am enamored of his art.
2.3.Sp34Alchemist
( Aside ) An ounce of silver limed, as much of crude mercury, of spirits four*, being tempered* with the bodies seven*, by multiplying of it ten times, comes for one pound eight thousand pounds*, so that I may have only beechen coals*. .
2.3.Sp35Rafe
Is it possible?
2.3.Sp36Peter
It is more certain then certainty.
2.3.Sp37Rafe
I’ll tell thee one secret: I stole a silver thimble. Dost thou think that he will make it a pottle* pot?
2.3.Sp38Peter
A pottle pot? Nay, I dare warrant it a whole cupbord of plate*. Why, of the quintessence of a leaden plummet* he hath framed* twenty dozen of silver spoons. Look how he studies*. I durst venture my life he is now casting about* how of his breath he may make golden bracelets, for oftentimes of smoke he hath made silver drops.
2.3.Sp39Rafe
What do I hear*?
2.3.Sp40Peter
Didst thou never hear how Jupiter came in a golden shower to Danae?*
2.3.Sp41Rafe
I remember that tale.
2.3.Sp42Peter
That shower did my master make of a spoonful of tartar alum, but with the fire of blood and the corrosive of the air he is able to make nothing infinite. — But whist!* He espieth us.
2.3.Sp43Alchemist
( Coming forward ) What, Peter, do you loiter, knowing that every minute increaseth our mine*?
2.3.Sp44Peter
I was glad to take air*, for the metal came so fast that I feared my face would have been turned to silver.
2.3.Sp45Alchemist
( Indicating Rafe ) But what stripling is this?
2.3.Sp46Peter
One that is desirous to learn your craft.
2.3.Sp47Alchemist
Craft, sir boy? You must call it mystery*.
2.3.Sp48Rafe
All is one: a crafty mystery, and a mystical craft.
2.3.Sp49Alchemist
Canst thou take pains*?
2.3.Sp50Rafe
Infinite*.
2.3.Sp51Alchemist
But thou must be sworn to be secret, and then I will entertain* thee
2.3.Sp52Rafe
I can swear*, though I be a poor fellow, as well as the best man in the shire. But, sir, I much marvel that you, being so cunning, should be so ragged.
2.3.Sp53Alchemist
O my child, gryphs* make their nests of gold, though their coats are feathers, and we feather our nests* with diamonds, though our garments be but frieze*. If thou knewest the secret of this science*, the cunning would make thee so proud that thou wouldst disdain the outward pomp.
2.3.Sp54Peter
( To Rafe ) My master is so ravished with his art that we many times go supperless to bed, for he will make gold of his bread, and such is the drought* of his desire that we all wish our very guts were gold.
2.3.Sp55Rafe
I have good fortune to light upon such a master.
2.3.Sp56Alchemist
When in the depth of my skill I determine to try the uttermost of mine art, I am dissuaded by the gods. Otherwise, I durst undertake to make the fire, as it flames, gold; the wind, as it blows, silver; the water, as it runs, lead; the earth, as it stands, iron; the sky, brass; and men’s thoughts, firm metals.
2.3.Sp57Rafe
I must bless myself*, and marvel at you.
2.3.Sp58Alchemist
Come in, and thou shalt see all.
Exit.
2.3.Sp59Rafe
I follow, I run, I fly. They say my father hath a golden thumb*. You shall see me have a golden body.
Exit.
2.3.Sp60Peter
I am glad of this, for now I shall have leisure to run away. Such a bald art as never was*! Let him keep his new man*, for he shall never see his old* again. God shield* me from blowing gold to nothing, with a strong imagination to make nothing anything!
Exit.

2.4

Enter Galatea alone.
2.4.Sp1Galatea
How now, Galatea? Miserable Galatea, that, having put on the apparel of a boy, thou canst not also put on the mind*. O fair Melebeus*! Ay, too fair, and therefore, I fear, too proud. Had it not been better for thee* to have been a sacrifice to Neptune then a slave to Cupid? To die for thy country than to live in thy fancy*? To be a sacrifice than a lover? Oh, would, when I hunted his eye with my heart, he might have seen my heart with his eyes! Why did Nature to him, a boy, give a face so fair, or to me, a virgin, a fortune so hard? I will now use for the distaff the bow*, and play at quoits* abroad* that was wont* to sew in my sampler* at home. It may be, Galatea. — Foolish Galatea, what may be? Nothing. Let me follow him into the woods, and thou, sweet Venus, be my guide!
Exit.

2.5

Enter Phillida alone.
2.5.Sp1Phillida
Poor Phillida, curse the time of thy birth and rareness* of thy beauty, the unaptness of thy apparel and the untamedness of thy affections. Art thou no sooner in the habit* of a boy but thou must be enamored of a boy? What shalt thou do, when what best liketh thee* most discontenteth thee? Go into the woods, watch the good times*, his best moods, and transgress in love a little of thy modesty. I will. — I dare not. Thou must — I cannot. Then pine in thine own peevishness. I will not — I will. Ah, Phillida, do something, nay, anything, rather then live thus! Well, what I will do, myself knows not, but what I ought I know too well. And so I go, resolute either to bewray* my love or suffer shame.
Exit.

3.1

Enter Telusa alone.
3.1.Sp1Telusa
How now? What new conceits*, what strange contraries, breed in thy mind? Is thy Diana become a Venus, thy chaste thoughts turned to wanton looks, thy conquering modesty* to a captive imagination*? Beginnest thou with piralis to die in the air and live in the fire*, to leave the sweet delight of hunting and to follow the hot desire of love? O Telusa, these words are unfit for thy sex, being a virgin, but apt for thy affections, being a lover. And can there in years so young, in education so precise*, in vows so holy, and in a heart so chaste, enter either a strong desire or a wish or a wavering thought of love? Can Cupid’s brands* quench Vesta’s flames*, and his feeble shafts headed with feathers pierce deeper than Diana’s arrows headed with steel? Break thy bow, Telusa, that seekest to break thy vow, and let those hands that aimed to hit the wild hart scratch out those eyes that have wounded thy tame heart*. O vain and* only naked name of chastity, that is made* eternal and perisheth by time; holy, and is infected by fancy*; divine, and is made mortal by folly! Virgins’ hearts, I perceive, are not unlike cotton trees, whose fruit is so hard in the bud that it soundeth like steel, and, being ripe, poureth forth nothing but wool; and their thoughts like the leaves of lunary*, which, the further they grow from the sun, the sooner they are scorched with his beams. O Melebeus*, because thou art fair, must I be fickle and false* my vow because I see thy virtue? Fond* girl that I am, to think of love! Nay, vain profession* that I follow, to disdain love! But here cometh Eurota. I must now put on a red mask and blush, lest she perceive my pale face and laugh.
Enter Eurota.
3.1.Sp2Eurota
Telusa, Diana bid me hunt you out, and saith that you care not to hunt with her; but if you follow any other game than she hath roused, your punishment shall be to bend all our bows* and weave all our strings*. Why look ye so pale, so sad, so wildly?
3.1.Sp3Telusa
Eurota, the game I follow is the thing I fly*: my strange disease, my chief desire.
3.1.Sp4Eurota
I am no Oedipus to expound riddles*, and I muse* how thou canst be Sphinx to utter them. But I pray thee, Telusa, tell me what thou ailest*. If thou be sick, this ground hath leaves* to heal; if melancholy, here are pastimes to use; if peevish, wit must wean it, or time, or counsel*. If thou be in love (for I have heard of such a beast called Love), it shall be cured. Why blushest thou, Telusa?
3.1.Sp5Telusa
To hear thee in reckoning my pains to recite thine own*. I saw, Eurota, how amorously you glanced your eye on the fair boy* in the white coat, and how cunningly, now that you would have some talk of love, you hit me in the teeth* with love.
3.1.Sp6Eurota
I confess that I am in love, and yet swear that I know not what it is. I feel my thoughts unknit, mine eyes unstayed, my heart I know not how affected or infected, my sleeps broken and full of dreams, my wakeness* sad and full of sighs, myself in all things unlike myself. If this be love, I would it had never been devised.
3.1.Sp7Telusa
Thou hast told what I am in uttering what thyself is. These are my passions, Eurota, my unbridled passions, my intolerable passions, which I were as good* acknowledge and crave counsel as to deny and endure peril.
3.1.Sp8Eurota
How did it take you first, Telusa?
3.1.Sp9Telusa
By the eyes, my wanton eyes, which conceived the picture of his face and hanged it on the very strings of my heart. O fair Melibeus*! O fond* Telusa! But how did it take you, Eurota?
3.1.Sp10Eurota
By the ears, whose sweet words sunk so deep into my head that the remembrance of his wit hath bereaved me of my wisdom. O eloquent Tyterus*! O credulous Eurota! But soft*, here cometh Ramia. But let her not hear us talk. We will withdraw ourselves and hear her talk.
They conceal themselves. Enter Ramia.
3.1.Sp11Ramia
I am sent to seek others, that* have lost myself.
3.1.Sp12Eurota
( Aside to Telusa ) You shall see Ramia hath also bitten on a love-leaf.
3.1.Sp13Ramia
(To herself) Can there be no heart so chaste but love can wound? Nor vows so holy but affection* can violate? Vain art thou, virtue, and thou, chastity, but a byword*, when you both are subject to love, of all things the most abject. If Love be a god, why should not lovers be virtuous? Love is a god, and lovers are virtuous.
3.1.Sp14Eurota
( Coming forward with Telusa ) Indeed, Ramia, if lovers were not virtuous, then wert thou vicious*.
3.1.Sp15Ramia
What, are you come so near me*?
3.1.Sp16Telusa
I think we came near you when we said you loved.
3.1.Sp17Eurota
Tush, Ramia, ’tis too late to recall* it; to repent it, a shame. Therefore, I pray thee, tell what is love?
3.1.Sp18Ramia
If myself felt only* this infection, I would then take upon me the definition, but, being incident* to so many, I dare not myself describe it. But we will all talk of that in the woods. Diana stormeth that, sending one* to seek another, she loseth all. Servia, of all the nymphs the coyest, loveth deadly*, and exclaimeth against Diana, honoreth Venus, detesteth Vesta, and maketh a common scorn of virtue*. Clymene, whose stately* looks seemed to amaze* the greatest lords, stoopeth, yieldeth, and fawneth on the strange boy* in the woods. Myself (with blushing I speak it) am thrall to that boy, that fair boy, that beautiful boy!
3.1.Sp19Telusa
What have we here, all in love? No other food than fancy? No, no, she* shall not have the fair boy*.
3.1.Sp20Eurota
Nor you, Telusa.
3.1.Sp21Ramia
Nor you, Eurota.
3.1.Sp22Telusa
I love Melibeus*, and my deserts shall be answerable to my desires. I will forsake Diana for him. I will die for him!
3.1.Sp23Ramia
So saith Clymene, and she will have* him. I care not. My sweet Tityrus*, though he seem proud, I impute it to childishness, who, being yet scarce out of swath-clouts*, cannot understand these deep conceits*. I love him.
3.1.Sp24Eurota
So do I, and I will have him!
3.1.Sp25Telusa
Immodest all that we are, unfortunate all that we are like* to be, shall virgins begin to wrangle for love and become wanton in their thoughts, in their words, in their actions? O divine Love, which art therefore called divine because thou overreachest* the wisest, conquerest the chastest, and dost all things both unlikely and impossible, because thou art Love! Thou makest the bashful impudent, the wise fond*, the chaste wanton, and workest contraries to our reach*, because thyself is beyond reason.
3.1.Sp26Eurota
Talk no more, Telusa; your words wound. Ah, would I were no woman!
3.1.Sp27Ramia
Would Tityrus* were no boy!
3.1.Sp28Telusa
Would Telusa were nobody*!
Exeunt.

3.2

Enter Phillida and Galatea .
3.2.Sp1Phillida
It is pity that Nature framed* you not a woman, having a face so fair, so lovely a countenance, so modest a behavior.
3.2.Sp2Galatea
There is a tree in Tylos whose nuts have shells like fire, and, being cracked, the kernel is but water*.
3.2.Sp3Phillida
What a toy* is it to tell me of that tree, being nothing to the purpose? I say it is pity you are not a woman.
3.2.Sp4Galatea
I would not wish to be a woman unless it were because thou art a man.
3.2.Sp5Phillida
Nay, I do not wish to be a woman, for then I should not love thee, for I have sworn never to love a woman.
3.2.Sp6Galatea
A strange humor* in so pretty a youth, and according to* mine, for myself will never love a woman.
3.2.Sp7Phillida
It were a shame, if a maiden should be a suitor (a thing hated in that sex), that thou shouldst deny to be her servant*.
3.2.Sp8Galatea
If it be a shame in me, it can be no commendation in you, for yourself is of that mind.
3.2.Sp9Phillida
Suppose I were a virgin (I blush in supposing myself one), and that under the habit* of a boy were the person of a maid: if I should utter my affection with sighs, manifest my sweet love by my salt tears, and prove my loyalty unspotted and my griefs intolerable, would not then that fair face* pity this true heart?
3.2.Sp10Galatea
Admit* that I were as you would have me suppose that you are, and that I should with entreaties, prayers, oaths, bribes, and whatever can be invented in love desire your favor, would you not yield?
3.2.Sp11Phillida
Tush, you come in with “admit.”
3.2.Sp12Galatea
And you with “suppose.”
3.2.Sp13Phillida
( Aside ) What doubtful* speeches be these! I fear me he is as I am, a maiden.
3.2.Sp14Galatea
( Aside ) What dread riseth in my mind! I fear the boy to be as I am, a maiden.
3.2.Sp15Phillida
( Aside ) Tush, it cannot be. His voice shows the contrary.
3.2.Sp16Galatea
( Aside ) Yet I do not think it, for he would then have blushed.
3.2.Sp17Phillida
Have you ever a sister?
3.2.Sp18Galatea
If I had but one, my brother must needs have two. But I pray, have you ever a one?
3.2.Sp19Phillida
My father had but one daughter, and therefore I could have no sister.
3.2.Sp20Galatea
( Aside ) Ay me! He is as I am, for his speeches be as mine are.
3.2.Sp21Phillida
( Aside ) What shall I do? Either he is subtle or my sex simple*.
3.2.Sp22Galatea
( Aside ) I have known divers of Diana’s nymphs enamored of him, yet hath he rejected all, either as too proud to disdain*, or too childish not to understand*, or for that* he knoweth himself to be a virgin.
3.2.Sp23Phillida
I am in a quandary. Diana’s nymphs have followed him, and he despised them, either knowing too well the beauty of his own face or that himself is of the same mold*. I will once again try him. ( To Galatea ) You promised me in the woods that you would love me before all Diana’s nymphs.
3.2.Sp24Galatea
Ay, so* you would love me before all Diana’s nymphs.
3.2.Sp25Phillida
Can you prefer a fond* boy as I am before so fair ladies as they are?
3.2.Sp26Galatea
Why should not I as well as you?
3.2.Sp27Phillida
Come, let us into the grove, and make much one of another, that cannot tell what to think one of another.
Exeunt.

3.3

Enter the Alchemist and Rafe.
3.3.Sp1Alchemist
Rafe, my boy* is run away. I trust thou wilt not run after.
3.3.Sp2Rafe
( Aside ) I would I had a pair of wings that I might fly after!
3.3.Sp3Alchemist
My boy was the veriest* thief, the arrantest liar, and the vilest swearer in the world — otherwise the best boy in the world. He hath stolen my apparel, all my money, and forgot nothing but to bid me farewell.
3.3.Sp4Rafe
That will not I forget. Farewell, master!
He turns to go.
3.3.Sp5Alchemist
Why, thou hast not yet seen the end* of my art.
3.3.Sp6Rafe
I would I had not known the beginning. Did not you promise me of my silver thimble to make a whole cupboard of plate, and that of a Spanish needle you would build a silver steeple?
3.3.Sp7Alchemist
Ay, Rafe. The fortune of this art consisteth in the measure* of the fire, for if there be a coal too much or a spark too little, if it be a little too hot or a thought too soft, all our labor is in vain. Besides, they that blow must beat time with their breaths, as musicians do with their breasts*, so as* there must be of* the metals, the fire, and workers a very harmony.
3.3.Sp8Rafe
Nay, if you must weigh your fire by ounces, and take measure of a man’s blast*, you may then make of a dram* of wind a wedge of gold, and of the shadow of one shilling make another, so as* you have an organist to tune your temperatures*.
3.3.Sp9Alchemist
So is it, and often doth it happen, that the just proportion of the fire and all things concur.
3.3.Sp10Rafe
Con-cur? Con-dog*! I will away.
3.3.Sp11Alchemist
Then away!
Exit Alchemist. Enter Astronomer, gazing up at the sky, with an almanac in his hands. He and Rafe do not notice each other at first.
3.3.Sp12Rafe
An art*, quoth you*, that one multiplieth* so much all day that he wanteth* money to buy meat* at night?( Seeing the Astronomer ) But what have we yonder? What devout man*? He will never speak till he be urged. I will salute* him. — Sir, there lieth a purse under your feet*. If I thought it were not yours, I would take it up.
3.3.Sp13Astronomer
Dost thou not know that I was calculating the nativity of Alexander’s great horse?
3.3.Sp14Rafe
Why, what are you?
3.3.Sp15Astronomer
An astronomer* .
3.3.Sp16Rafe
What, one of those that makes almanacs?
3.3.Sp17Astronomer
Ipsissimus*. I can tell the minute of thy birth, the moment of thy death, and the manner. I can tell thee what weather shall be between this and octgessimus octavus mirabilis annus*. When I list* I can set a trap for the sun, catch the moon with lime-twigs*, and go a-batfowling* for stars. I can tell thee things past and things to come, and with my cunning* measure how many yards of clouds are beneath the sky*. Nothing can happen which I foresee not; nothing shall.
3.3.Sp18Rafe
I hope, sir, you are no more than a god.
3.3.Sp19Astronomer
I can bring the twelve signs* out of their zodiacs* and hang them up at taverns*.
3.3.Sp20Rafe
I pray you, sir, tell me what you cannot do? For I perceive there is nothing so easy for you to compass* as impossibilities. But what be those signs?
3.3.Sp21Astronomer
As a man should say, signs which govern the body. The ram governeth the head.*
3.3.Sp22Rafe
That is the worst sign for the head.
3.3.Sp23Astronomer
Why?
3.3.Sp24Rafe
Because it is a sign of an ill ewe*.
3.3.Sp25Astronomer
Tush, that sign must be there. Then the Bull* for the throat, Capricornus* for the knees.
3.3.Sp26Rafe
I will hear no more signs*, if they be all such desperate signs. But seeing you are — I know not who to term you — shall I serve you? I would fain serve.
3.3.Sp27Astronomer
I accept thee.
3.3.Sp28Rafe
Happy am I! For now shall I reach thoughts*, and tell* how many drops of water goes to the greatest shower of rain. You shall see me catch the moon in the ’clips* like a coney* in a purse-net*.
3.3.Sp29Astronomer
I will teach thee the golden number*, the epact*, and the prime*.
3.3.Sp30Rafe
I will meddle no more with numbering of gold, for multiplication* is a miserable action. I pray, sir, what weather shall we have this hour threescore year*?
3.3.Sp31Astronomer
That I must cast by our judicials astronomical*. Therefore come in with me, and thou shall see every wrinkle in my astrological wisdom, and I will make the heavens as plain to thee as the highway. Thy cunning shall sit cheek by jowl with the sun’s chariot. Then shalt thou see what a base thing it is to have others’ thoughts creep on the ground, whenas thine shall be stitched to the stars.
3.3.Sp32Rafe
Then I shall be translated from this mortality.
3.3.Sp33Astronomer
Thy thoughts shall be metamorphosed and made hail-fellows* with the gods.
3.3.Sp34Rafe
O fortune! I feel my very brains moralized, and as it were a certain contempt of earthly actions is crept into my mind by an ethereal contemplation. Come, let us in.
Exeunt.

3.4

Enter Diana, Telusa, Eurota, Ramia, and Larissa.
3.4.Sp1Diana
What news have we here, ladies? Are all in love? Are Diana’s nymphs become Venus’s wantons? Is it a shame to be chaste because you be amiable*? Or must you needs be amorous because you are fair? O Venus, if this be thy spite I will requite it with more then hate. Well shalt thou know what it is to drib* thine arrows up and down Diana’s leas*. There is an unknown nymph* that straggleth up and down these woods, which I suspect hath been the weaver of these woes, I saw her slumbering by the brook-side. Go search her and bring her. If you find upon her shoulder a burn*, it is Cupid; if any print on her back like a leaf*, it is Medea*; if any picture on her left breast like a bird*, it is Calypso*. Whoever it be, bring her hither, and speedily bring her hither.
3.4.Sp2Telusa
I will go with speed.
3.4.Sp3Diana
Go you, Larissa, and help her.
3.4.Sp4Larissa
I obey.
Exeunt Telusa and Larissa.
3.4.Sp5Diana
Now, ladies, doth not that make your cheeks blush that makes mine ears glow? Or can you remember that without sobs which Diana cannot think on without sighs? What greater dishonor could happen to Diana, or to her nymphs shame*, than that there can be any time so idle that should make their heads so addle*? Your chaste hearts, my nymphs, should resemble the onyx*, which is hottest when it is whitest; and your thoughts, the more they are assaulted with desires, the less they should be affected. You should think love like Homer’s moly*: a white leaf and a black root, a fair show and a bitter taste. Of all trees the cedar is greatest and hath the smallest seed; of all affections, love hath the greatest name and the least virtue. Shall it be said, and shall Venus say it — nay, shall it be seen, and shall wantons see it — that Diana, the goddess of chastity, whose thoughts are always answerable to her vows, whose eyes never glanced on desire, and whose heart abateth* the point of Cupid’s arrows, shall have her virgins to become unchaste in desires, immoderate in affection, untemperate in love, in foolish love, in base love? Eagles cast their evil feathers in the sun*, but you cast your best desires upon a shadow*. The birds ibes* lose their sweetness when they lose their sights*, and virgins all their virtues with their unchaste thoughts. “Unchaste,” Diana calleth that that hath either any show or suspicion of lightness. O my dear nymphs, if you knew how loving thoughts stain lovely faces, you would be as careful to have the one* as unspotted as the other* beautiful. Cast before your eyes* the loves of Venus’s trulls*, their fortunes, their fancies, their ends*. What are they else but Silenus’s pictures — without*, lambs and doves; within*, apes and owls* — who, like Ixion, embrace clouds for Juno*, the shadows of virtue instead of the substance. The eagle’s feathers consume the feathers of all others*, and love’s desire corrupteth all other virtues. I blush, ladies, that you, having been heretofore patient of labors*, should now become prentices to idleness and use the pen for sonnets, not the needle for samplers*. And how is your love placed? Upon pelting* boys, perhaps base of birth, without doubt weak of discretion. Ay, but they are fair. O ladies, do your eyes begin to love colors*, whose hearts was wont to loathe them? Is Diana’s chase* become Venus’s court? And are your holy vows turned to hollow thoughts?
3.4.Sp6Ramia
Madam, if love were not a thing beyond reason, we might then give a reason of our doings; but so divine is his force that it worketh effects as contrary to that* we wish as unreasonable against that we ought.
3.4.Sp7Eurota
Lady, so unacquainted* are the passions of love that we can neither describe them nor bear* them.
3.4.Sp8Diana
Foolish girls, how willing you are to follow that which you should fly! But here cometh Telusa.
Enter Telusa and others (Larissa and perhaps other nymphs) with Cupid.
3.4.Sp9Telusa
We have brought the disguised nymph, and have found on his shoulder Psyche’s burn, and he confesseth himself to be Cupid.
3.4.Sp10Diana
( To Cupid ) How now, sir, are you caught? Are you Cupid?
3.4.Sp11Cupid
Thou shalt see, Diana, that I dare confess myself to be Cupid.
3.4.Sp12Diana
And thou shalt see, Cupid, that I will show myself to be Diana — that is, conqueror of thy loose and untamed appetites. Did thy mother, Venus, under the color of* a nymph, send thee hither to wound my nymphs? Doth she add craft to her malice, and, mistrusting her deity*, practice deceit? Is there no place but my groves, no persons but my nymphs? Cruel and unkind Venus, that spiteth only chastity, thou shalt see that Diana’s power shall revenge thy policy* and tame this pride. As for thee, Cupid, I will break thy bow and burn thine arrows, bind thy hands, clip thy wings, and fetter thy feet. Thou that fattest others with hopes shalt be fed thyself with wishes*, and thou that bindest others with golden* thoughts shalt be bound thyself with golden* fetters. Venus’s rods* are made of roses, Diana’s of briars. Let Venus, that great goddess, ransom Cupid, that little god. These ladies here, whom thou hast infected with foolish love, shall both tread on thee and triumph over thee. Thine own arrow shall be shot into thine own bosom, and thou shalt be enamored, not on Psyches, but on Circes*. I will teach thee what it is to displease Diana, distress her nymphs, or disturb her game*.
3.4.Sp13Cupid
Diana, what I have done cannot be undone, But what you mean to do shall*. Venus hath some gods to* her friends, Cupid shall have all.
3.4.Sp14Diana
Are you prating? I will bridle thy tongue and thy power, and in spite of mine own thoughts* I will set thee a task every day which, if thou finish not, thou shalt feel the smart*. Thou shalt be used as Diana’s slave, not Venus’s son. All the world shall see that I will use thee like a captive, and show myself a conqueror. ( To her nymphs ) Come, have* him in, that we may devise apt punishments for his proud presumptions.
3.4.Sp15Eurota
( To Cupid ) We will plague ye for a little god.
3.4.Sp16Telusa
We will never pity thee, though thou be a god.
3.4.Sp17Ramia
Nor I.
3.4.Sp18Larissa
Nor I.
Exeunt.

4.1

Enter Augur*, Melibeus, Tityrus, and Populus*.
4.1.Sp1Augur
This is the day wherein you must satisfy Neptune and save yourselves. Call together your fair daughters, and for a sacrifice take the fairest; for better it is to offer a virgin than suffer ruin. If you think it against nature to sacrifice your children, think it also against sense to destroy your country. If you imagine Neptune pitiless to desire such a prey, confess yourselves perverse to deserve such a punishment. You see this tree, this fatal tree, whose leaves, though they glister like gold, yet it threateneth to fair virgins grief. To this tree must the beautifullest be bound until the monster Agar carry her away, and, if the monster come not, then assure yourselves that the fairest is concealed; and then your country shall be destroyed. Therefore consult with yourselves, not as fathers of children, but as favorers of your country. Let Neptune have his right if you will have your quiet. Thus have I warned you to be careful, and would wish you to be wise, knowing that whoso hath the fairest daughter hath the greatest fortune, in losing one to save all. And so I depart to provide ceremonies for the sacrifice, and command you to bring the sacrifice*.
Exit Augur.
4.1.Sp2Melibeus
They say, Tityrus, that you have a fair daughter. If it be so, dissemble not, for you shall be a fortunate father. It is a thing holy to preserve one’s country, and honorable to be the cause.
4.1.Sp3Tityrus
Indeed, Melibeus, I have heard you boast that you had a fair daughter, than the which none was more beautiful. I hope you are not so careful of a child that you will be careless of your country, or add so much to nature* that you will detract from wisdom.
4.1.Sp4Melibeus
I must confess that I had a daughter, and I know you have; but alas! My child’s cradle was her grave and her swath-clout* her winding sheet*. I would she had lived till now. She should willingly have died now; for what could have happened to poor Melibeus more comfortable* than to be the father of a fair child and sweet country?
4.1.Sp5Tityrus
Oh, Melibeus, dissemble you may with men; deceive the gods you cannot. Did not I see (and very lately see) your daughter in your arms, whenas you gave her infinite kisses with affection I fear me more then fatherly? You have conveyed her away that you might cast us all away, bereaving her the honor of her beauty and us the benefit, preferring a common inconvenience* before a private mischief*.
4.1.Sp6Melibeus
It is a bad cloth, Tityrus, that will take no color*, and a simple* father that can use no cunning. You make the people believe that you wish well when you practice nothing but ill, wishing to be thought religious towards the gods when I know you deceitful towards men. You cannot overreach* me, Tityrus; overshoot yourself you may. It is a wily mouse that will* breed in the cat’s ear*, and he* must halt cunningly* that will deceive a cripple. Did you ever see me kiss my daughter? You are deceived; it was my wife. And if you thought so young a piece* unfit for so old a person, and therefore imagined it to be my child, not my spouse, you must know that silver hairs* delight in golden locks, and the old fancies crave young nurses, and frosty years must be thawed by youthful fires. But this matter set aside, you have a fair daughter, Tityrus, and it is pity you are so fond* a father.
4.1.Sp7Populus*
You are both either too fond or too froward*, for, whilst you dispute to save your daughters, we neglect to prevent our destruction.
4.1.Sp8Alter*
Come, let us away and seek out a sacrifice. We must sift out their* cunning, and let them shift for themselves.
Exeunt.

4.2

Enter Cupid. Telusa, Eurota, and Larissa enter singing, with Ramia.
4.2.Sp1Telusa
Oyez*, Oyez! If any maid
Whom leering Cupid has betrayed
To frowns of spite, to eyes of scorn,
And would in madness now see torn
The boy in pieces —
4.2.Sp2All Three
Let her come
Hither and lay on him her doom*.
4.2.Sp3Eurota
Oyez, Oyez! Has any lost
A heart which many a sigh hath cost?
Is any cozened* of a tear,
Which, as a pearl*, Disdain does wear?
Here stands the thief.
4.2.Sp4All Three
Let her but come
Hither, and lay on him her doom.
4.2.Sp5Larissa
Is any one undone by fire*,
And turned to ashes through desire?
Did ever any lady weep,
Being cheated of her golden sleep?
Stol’n by sick thoughts?
4.2.Sp6All Three
The pirate’s* found,
And in her tears he shall be drowned.
Read his indictment; let him hear
What he’s to trust to*.
Boy, give ear!
4.2.Sp7Telusa
Come, Cupid, to your task. First you must undo all these lovers’ knots*, because you tied them.
4.2.Sp8Cupid
If they be true love-knots, ’tis unpossible to unknit them; if false, I never tied them.
4.2.Sp9Eurota
Make no excuse, but to it*.
4.2.Sp10Cupid
Love-knots are tied with eyes and cannot be undone with hands, made fast with thoughts and cannot be unlosed with fingers. Had Diana no task to set Cupid to but things impossible?
They threaten him.
4.2.Sp11
I will to it.
He sets to work, unwillingly, on a love-knot.
4.2.Sp12Ramia
Why how now? You tie the knots faster.
4.2.Sp13Cupid
I cannot choose. It goeth against my mind to make them loose.
4.2.Sp14Eurota
Let me see, now. ( She tries. ) ’Tis unpossible to be undone.
4.2.Sp15Cupid
. It is the true love knot of a woman’s heart, therefore cannot be undone.
He tries another.
4.2.Sp16Ramia
That* falls in sunder of itself.
4.2.Sp17Cupid
It was made of a man’s thought, which will never hang together.
4.2.Sp18Larissa
You have undone that well.
4.2.Sp19Cupid
Ay, because it was never tied well.
4.2.Sp20Telusa
To the rest, for she* will give you no rest. ( Cupid resumes his task. ) These two knots are finely untied!
4.2.Sp21Cupid
It was because I never tied them. The one was knit by Pluto*, not Cupid, by money, not love; the other by force, not faith, by appointment, not affection.
He gives up on another love-knot.
4.2.Sp22Ramia
Why do you lay that knot aside?
4.2.Sp23Cupid
For death.
4.2.Sp24Telusa
Why?
4.2.Sp25Cupid
Because the knot was knit by faith, and must only be unknit of* death.
He takes up another, and laughs.
4.2.Sp26Eurota
Why laugh you?
4.2.Sp27Cupid
Because it is the fairest and the falsest, done with greatest art and least truth, with best colors* and worst conceits*.
4.2.Sp28Telusa
Who tied it?
4.2.Sp29Cupid
A man’s tongue.
He bestows it on Larissa.
4.2.Sp30Larissa
Why do you put that in my bosom?
4.2.Sp31Cupid
Because it is only for a woman’s bosom.
4.2.Sp32Larissa
. Why, what is it?
4.2.Sp33Cupid
A woman’s heart.
4.2.Sp34Telusa
Come, let us go in and tell that Cupid hath done his task. Stay you behind, Larissa, and see* he sleep not, for love will be idle. And take heed you surfeit not, for love will be wanton.
4.2.Sp35Larissa
Let me alone*. I will find him somewhat to do.
Exit Telusa with Ramia and Eurota.
4.2.Sp36Cupid
Lady, can you for pity see Cupid thus punished?
4.2.Sp37Larissa
Why did Cupid punish us without pity?
4.2.Sp38Cupid
Is love a punishment?
4.2.Sp39Larissa
It is no pastime.
4.2.Sp40Cupid
( To the absent Venus ) O Venus, if thou sawest Cupid as a captive, bound to obey that was wont to command, fearing ladies’ threats that once pierced their hearts, I cannot tell whether thou wouldst revenge it for despite or laugh at it for disport. (To the absent Diana) The time may come, Diana, and the time shall come, that thou that settest Cupid to undo knots shalt entreat Cupid to tie knots. (To the ladies in the audience, perhaps also to the absent nymphs) And you ladies that with solace have beheld my pains shall with sighs intreat my pity.
He offereth and starts to go to sleep.
4.2.Sp41Larissa
How now, Cupid, begin you to nod?
Enter Ramia and Telusa, and perhaps Eurota.
4.2.Sp42Ramia
Come, Cupid, Diana hath devised new labors for you that are god of loves. You shall weave samplers* all night, and lackey after Diana* all day. You shall shortly shoot at beasts for* men because you have made beasts of men, and wait* on ladies’ trains* because thou entrappest ladies by trains*. All the stories that are in Diana’s arras* which are of love you must pick out with your needle, and in that place sew Vesta* with her nuns and Diana with her nymphs. How like you this, Cupid?
4.2.Sp43Cupid
I say I will prick as well with my needle as ever I did with mine arrows.
4.2.Sp44Telusa
Diana cannot yield. She conquers affection.
4.2.Sp45Cupid
Diana shall yield. She cannot conquer destiny.
4.2.Sp46Larissa
Come, Cupid, you must to your business.
4.2.Sp47Cupid
You shall find me so busy in your heads that you shall wish I had been idle with your hearts.
Exeunt.

4.3

Enter Neptune alone.
4.3.Sp1Neptune
This day is the solemn sacrifice at this tree, wherein the fairest virgin (were not the inhabitants faithless) should be offered unto me. But so over-careful are fathers to their children that they forget the safety of their country, and, fearing to become unnatural, become unreasonable. Their sleights may blear men*; deceive me they cannot. I will be here at the hour, and show as great cruelty as they have done craft, and well shall they know that Neptune should have been entreated, not cozened*.
Exit.

4.4

Enter Galatea and Phillida.
4.4.Sp1Phillida
I marvel what virgin the people will present. It is happy* you are none, for then it would have fallen to your lot, because you are so fair*.
4.4.Sp2Galatea
If you had been a maiden too, I need not to have feared, because you are fairer.
4.4.Sp3Phillida
I pray thee, sweet boy, flatter not me. Speak truth of thyself, for in mine eye of all the world thou art fairest.
4.4.Sp4Galatea
These be fair words, but far from thy true thoughts. I know mine own face in a true glass*, and desire not to see it in a flattering mouth.
4.4.Sp5Phillida
Oh, would I did flatter thee*, and that fortune would not flatter me*! I love thee as a brother, but love not me so*.
4.4.Sp6Galatea
No I will not, but love thee better, because I cannot love as a brother.
4.4.Sp7Phillida
Seeing we are both boys, and both lovers, that our affection may have some show and seem as it were love, let me call thee mistress*.
4.4.Sp8Galatea
I accept that name, for divers before have called me mistress*.
4.4.Sp9Phillida
For what cause?
4.4.Sp10Galatea
Nay, there lie the mysteries*.
4.4.Sp11Phillida
Will not you be at the sacrifice?
4.4.Sp12Galatea
No.
4.4.Sp13Phillida
Why?
4.4.Sp14Galatea
Because I dreamt that if I were there I should be turned to a virgin, and then being so fair (as thou say’st I am) I should be offered, as thou knowest one must. But will not you be there?
4.4.Sp15Phillida
Not unless I were sure that a boy might be sacrificed, and not a maiden.
4.4.Sp16Galatea
Why, then you are in danger.
4.4.Sp17Phillida
But I would escape it by deceit. But seeing we are resolved to be both absent, let us wander into these groves till the hour be past.
4.4.Sp18Galatea
I am agreed, for then my fear will be past.
4.4.Sp19Phillida
Why, what dost thou fear?
4.4.Sp20Galatea
Nothing but that you love me not.
Exit.
4.4.Sp21Phillida
I will*. — Poor Phillida, what shouldst thou think of thyself, that lovest one that, I fear me, is as thyself is? And may it not be that her father practiced the same deceit with her that my father hath with me, and, knowing her to be fair, feared she should be unfortunate? If it be so, Phillida, how desperate is thy case! If it be not, how doubtful! For if she be a maiden, there is no hope of my love; if a boy, a hazard. I will after him or her, and lead a melancholy life, that look for a miserable death.
Exit.

5.1

Enter Rafe alone.
5.1.Sp1Rafe
No more masters now, but a mistress, if I can light on her. An astronomer! Of all occupations that’s the worst. Yet well fare* the Alchemist, for he keeps good fires though he gets no gold; the other* stands warming himself by staring on the stars, which I think he can as soon number as know their virtues*. He told me a long tale of octogessimus octavus*, and the meeting of the conjunctions and planets, and in the meantime he fell backward himself into a pond. I asked him why he foresaw not that by the stars. He said he knew it but contemned it*. But soft, is not this my brother Robin?
Enter Robin.
5.1.Sp2Robin
Yes, as sure as thou art Rafe.
5.1.Sp3Rafe
What, Robin? What news? What fortune?
5.1.Sp4Robin
Faith, I have had but bad fortune, but I prithee tell me thine.
5.1.Sp5Rafe
I have had two masters, not by art but by nature. One said that by multiplying* he would make of a penny ten pound.
5.1.Sp6Robin
Ay, but could he do it?
5.1.Sp7Rafe
Could he do it, quoth you? Why, man, I saw a pretty wench come to his shop, where with puffing, blowing, and sweating*, he so plied her that he multipled her*.
5.1.Sp8Robin
How?
5.1.Sp9Rafe
Why he made her of one, two.
5.1.Sp10Robin
What, by fire?
5.1.Sp11Rafe
No, by the philosopher’s stone*.
5.1.Sp12Robin
Why, have philosopher’s such stones?
5.1.Sp13Rafe
Ay, but they lie in a privy cupboard*.
5.1.Sp14Robin
Why then thou art rich if thou have learned this cunning.
5.1.Sp15Rafe
Tush, this was nothing. He would of a little fasting spittle* make a hose and doublet of cloth of silver.
5.1.Sp16Robin
Would I had been with him! For I have had almost no meat* but spittle since I came to the woods.
5.1.Sp17Rafe
How then didst thou live?
5.1.Sp18Robin
Why, man, I served a fortune-teller, who said I should live to see my father hanged and both my brothers beg. So I conclude the mill* shall be mine, and I live by imagination* still.
5.1.Sp19Rafe
Thy master was an ass, and looked on the lines of thy hands*. But my other master was an astronomer, which could pick my nativity out of the stars. I should have half a dozen stars in my pocket if I have not lost them, but here they be: Sol*, Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, Venus.
He shows Robin a list of astrological names
5.1.Sp20Robin
Why, these be but names.
5.1.Sp21Rafe
Ay, but by these he gathereth that I was a Jovalist born of a Thursday*, and that I should be a brave Venerian* and get all my good luck on a Friday*.
5.1.Sp22Robin
’Tis strange that a fish day should be a flesh-day*.
5.1.Sp23Rafe
Robin, Venus orta mari: Venus was born of the sea, the sea will have fish, fish must have wine, wine will have flesh, for caro carnis genus est muliebre*. But soft, here cometh that notable villain that once preferred me* to the Alchemist.
Enter Peter, not seeing the other two at first.
5.1.Sp24Peter
( To himself ) So I had* a master, I would not care what became of me.
5.1.Sp25Rafe
( Aside to Robin ) Robin, thou shalt see me fit him. So I had a servant, I care neither for his conditions, his qualities*, nor his person.
5.1.Sp26Peter
( Seeing them ) What, Rafe? well met. No doubt you had a warm* service of my master the alchemist?
5.1.Sp27Rafe
’Twas warm indeed, for the fire had almost burnt out mine eyes, and yet my teeth still watered* with hunger, so that my service was both too hot and too cold. I melted all my meat* and made only my slumber thoughts*, and so had a full head and an empty belly. But where hast thou been since?
5.1.Sp28Peter
With a brother of thine, I think, for he hath such a coat*, and two brothers (as he saith) seeking of fortunes.
5.1.Sp29Robin
’Tis my brother Dick. I prithee, let’s go to him.
5.1.Sp30Rafe
Sirrah, what was he doing that he came not with thee?
5.1.Sp31Peter
He hath gotten a master now, that will teach him to make you both his younger brothers.*
5.1.Sp32Rafe
Ay, thou passest* for devising impossibilities. That’s as true as thy master could make silver pots of tags of points.*
5.1.Sp33Peter
Nay, he* will teach him* to cozen* you both, and so get the mill to himself.
5.1.Sp34Rafe
Nay, if he be both our cozens*, I will be his great grandfather, and Robin shall be his uncle*. But, I pray thee, bring us to him quickly, for I am great-bellied with conceit* till I see him.
5.1.Sp35Peter
Come then and go with me, and I will bring ye to him straight*.
Exeunt.

5.2

Enter Augur and Ericthinis.
5.2.Sp1Augur
Bring forth the virgin, the fatal* virgin, the fairest virgin, if you mean to appease Neptune and preserve your country.
5.2.Sp2Ericthinis*
Here she cometh, accompanied only with men, because it is a sight unseemly (as all virgins say) to see the misfortune of a maiden, and terrible to behold the fierceness of Agar the monster.
Enter Hebe, with other*, to the sacrifice. She is bound to the tree.
5.2.Sp3Hebe
Miserable and accursed Hebe, that, being neither fair nor fortunate, thou shouldst be thought most happy and beautiful! Curse thy birth, thy life, thy death, being born to live in danger and, having lived, to die by deceit. Art thou the sacrifice to appease Neptune and satisfy the custom, the bloody custom, ordained for the safety of thy country? Ay, Hebe, poor Hebe: men will have it so, whose forces command our weak natures. Nay, the gods will have it so, whose powers dally with our purposes. The Egyptians never cut their dates from the tree, because they are so fresh and green; it is thought wickedness to pull roses from the stalks in the garden of Palestine, for that they have so lively a red; and whoso cutteth the incense tree in Arabia before it fall committeth sacrilege.* Shall it only be lawful amongst us in the prime of youth and pride of beauty to destroy both youth and beauty, and what was honored in fruits and flowers as a virtue to violate in a virgin as a vice? But alas! Destiny alloweth no dispute. Die, Hebe, Hebe, die! Woeful Hebe, and only* accursed Hebe! Farewell the sweet delights of life, and welcome now the bitter pangs of death! Farewell, you chaste virgins, whose thoughts are divine*, whose faces fair, whose fortunes are agreeable* to your affections*! Enjoy, and long enjoy, the pleasure of your curled locks, the amiableness of your wished looks*, the sweetness of your tuned* voices, the content of your inward thoughts, the pomp of your outward shows. Only Hebe biddeth farewell to all the joys that she conceived and you hope for, that she possessed and you shall. Farewell, the pomp of princes’ courts, whose roofs are embossed with gold and whose pavements are decked with fair ladies; where the days are spent in sweet delights, the nights in pleasant dreams; where chastity honoreth affections and commandeth, yieldeth to desire and conquereth*!
5.2.Sp4
Farewell, the sovereign of all virtue and goddess of all virgins, Diana, whose perfections are impossible to be numbered and therefore infinite, never to be matched and therefore immortal! Farewell, sweet parents, yet, to be mine*, unfortunate parents! How blessed had you been in barrenness! How happy had I been if I had not been*! Farewell, life, vain life, wretched life, whose sorrows are long, whose end doubtful, whose miseries certain, whose hopes innumerable, whose fears intolerable! Come, Death, and welcome, Death, whom nature cannot resist, because necessity ruleth, nor defer because destiny hasteth! Come, Agar, thou unsatiable monster of maidens’ blood and devourer of beauty’s bowels. Glut thyself till thou surfeit, and let my life end thine*. Tear these tender joints with thy greedy jaws, these yellow locks with thy black feet, this fair face with thy foul teeth. Why abatest thou thy wonted swiftness? I am fair; I am a virgin; I am ready. Come, Agar, thou horrible monster, and farewell, world, thou viler monster!
They wait, but no monster comes.
5.2.Sp5Augur
The monster is not come, and therefore I see Neptune is abused*, whose rage will, I fear me, be both infinite and intolerable. Take in this virgin, whose want* of beauty hath saved her own life and destroyed all yours.
5.2.Sp6Ericthinis
We could not find any fairer.
5.2.Sp7Augur
Neptune will. Go deliver her to her father.
Hebe is unbound.
5.2.Sp8Hebe
Fortunate Hebe, how shalt thou express thy joys? Nay, unhappy girl, that art not the fairest. Had it not been better for thee to have died with fame than to live with dishonor, to have preferred the safety of thy country and rareness of thy beauty before sweetness of life and vanity of the world? But alas! Destiny would not have it so. Destiny could not, for it asketh the beautifullest. I would, Hebe, thou hadst been beautifullest.
5.2.Sp9Ericthinis
Come, Hebe, here is no time for us to reason. It had been best for us thou hadst been most beautiful.
Exeunt.

5.3

Enter Phillida and Galatea.
5.3.Sp1Phillida
We met the virgin that should have been offered to Neptune. Belike either the custom is pardoned or she not thought fairest.
5.3.Sp2Galatea
I cannot conjecture the cause, but I fear the event*.
5.3.Sp3Phillida
Why should you fear? The god requireth no boy.
5.3.Sp4Galatea
I would he did. Then should I have no fear*.
5.3.Sp5Phillida
I am glad he doth not*, though, because if he did I should have also cause to fear*. But soft, what man or god is this? Let us closely withdraw ourselves into the thickets.(Exeunt ambo*. ) (Enter Neptune alone.)
5.3.Sp6Neptune
And do men begin to be equal with gods, seeking by craft to overreach them that by power oversee them? Do they dote so much on their daughters that they stick* not to dally with our deities? Well shall the inhabitants see that destiny cannot be prevented by craft nor my anger be appeased by submission. I will make havoc of Diana’s nymphs. My temple shall be dyed with maidens’ blood, and there shall be nothing more vile then to be a virgin. To be young and fair shall be accounted shame and punishment, insomuch as it shall be thought as dishonorable to be honest* as fortunate to be deformed.
Enter Diana with her nymphs.
5.3.Sp7Diana
O Neptune, hast thou forgotten thyself, or wilt thou clean forsake me? Hath Diana therefore brought danger to her nymphs because they be chaste? Shall virtue suffer both pain and shame, which always deserveth praise and honor?
Enter Venus.
5.3.Sp8Venus
Praise and honor*, Neptune; nothing less, except* it be commendable to be coy and honorable to be peevish. Sweet Neptune, if Venus can do anything, let her try it in this one thing: that Diana may find as small comfort at thy hands as Love* hath found courtesy at hers. This is she that hateth sweet delights, envieth loving desires, masketh wanton eyes, stoppeth amorous ears, bridleth youthful mouths, and, under a name or a word “constancy,” entertaineth* all kind of cruelty. She hath taken my son Cupid — Cupid, my lovely son — using him like a prentice, whipping him like a slave, scorning him like a beast. Therefore, Neptune, I entreat thee by no other god than the god of love that thou evil entreat* this goddess of hate.
5.3.Sp9Neptune
I muse* not a little to see you two in this place, at this time, and about this matter. But what say you, Diana, have you Cupid captive?
5.3.Sp10Diana
I say there is nothing more vain than to dispute with Venus, whose untamed affections have bred more brawls in heaven than is fit to repeat in earth or possible to recount in number. I have Cupid, and will keep him — not to dandle in my lap, whom I abhor in my heart, but to laugh him to scorn that hath made in my virgins’ hearts such deep scars.
5.3.Sp11Venus
Scars, Diana, call you them that I know to be bleeding wounds? Alas, weak deity! It stretcheth not so far, both to abate the sharpness of his arrows and to heal the hurts. No, love’s wounds, when they seem green*, rankle, and, having a smooth skin without*, fester to the death within. Therefore, Neptune, if ever Venus stood thee in stead*, furthered thy fancies*, or shall at all times be at thy command, let either Diana bring her virgins to a continual massacre or release Cupid of his martyrdom* .
5.3.Sp12Diana
It is known, Venus, that your tongue is as unruly as your thoughts, and your thoughts as unstayed as your eyes. Diana cannot chatter; Venus cannot choose*.
5.3.Sp13Venus
It is an honor for Diana to have Venus mean ill, when she so speaketh well.* But you shall see I come not to trifle. Therefore once again, Neptune, if that be not buried which can never die — fancy* — or that quenched which must ever burn — affection* — show thyself the same Neptune that I knew thee to be when thou wast a shepherd, and let not Venus’s words be vain in thine ears, since thine were imprinted in my heart.
5.3.Sp14Neptune
It were unfit that goddesses should strive, and it were unreasonable that I should not yield. And therefore to please both, both attend. Diana I must honor; her virtue deserveth no less. But Venus I must love; I must confess so much. Diana, restore Cupid to Venus, and I will forever release the sacrifice of virgins. If therefore you love your nymphs as she doth her son, or prefer not a private grudge before a common* grief, answer what you will do.
5.3.Sp15Diana
I account not the choice hard, for, had I twenty Cupids, I would deliver them all to save one virgin, knowing love to be a thing of all the vainest, virginity to be a virtue of all the noblest. I yield. — Larissa, bring out Cupid.( Exit Larissa. ) And now shall it be said that Cupid saved* those he thought to spoil.
5.3.Sp16Venus
I agree to this willingly, for I will be wary how my son wander again. But Diana cannot forbid him to wound.
5.3.Sp17Diana
Yes*. Chastity is not within the level* of his bow.
5.3.Sp18Venus
But beauty is a fair mark to hit.
5.3.Sp19Neptune
Well, I am glad you are agreed, and say* that Neptune hath dealt well with beauty and chastity.
Enter Larissa with Cupid.
5.3.Sp20Diana
( To Venus ) Here, take your son.
5.3.Sp21Venus
( To Cupid ) Sir boy, where have you been? Always taken, first by Sappho*, now by Diana. How happeneth it, you I unhappy elf?
5.3.Sp22Cupid
Coming through Diana’s woods, and seeing so many fair faces with fond hearts, I thought for my sport to make them smart, and so was taken by Diana.
5.3.Sp23Venus
I am glad I have you.
5.3.Sp24Diana
And I am glad I am rid of him.
5.3.Sp25Venus
Alas, poor boy! Thy wings clipped? Thy brands* quenched? Thy bow burnt? And thy arrows broke?*
5.3.Sp26Cupid
Ay, but it skilleth not*. I bear now mine arrows in my eyes, my wings on my thoughts, my brands in mine ears, my bow in my mouth, so as* I can wound with looking, fly with thinking, burn with hearing, shoot with speaking.
5.3.Sp27Venus
Well, you shall up to heaven with me, for on earth thou wilt lose me.
Enter Tityrus and Melibeus. Enter Galatea and Phillida, who follow at a distance, unseen at first by the characters on stage.
5.3.Sp28Neptune
But soft, what be these?
5.3.Sp29Tityrus
Those that have offended thee to save their daughters.
5.3.Sp30Neptune
( To Tityrus ) Why, had you a fair daughter?
5.3.Sp31Tityrus
Ay, and Melibeus a fair daughter.
5.3.Sp32Neptune
Where be they?
5.3.Sp33Melibeus
In yonder woods; and methinks I see them coming.
5.3.Sp34Neptune
Well, your deserts have not gotten pardon, but these goddesses’ jars.*
5.3.Sp35Melibeus
This is my daughter, my sweet Phillida.
5.3.Sp36Tityrus
And this is my fair Galatea.
5.3.Sp37Galatea
Unfortunate Galatea, if this be Phillida!
5.3.Sp38Phillida
Accursed Phillida, if that be Galatea!
5.3.Sp39Galatea
( To herself ) And wast thou all this while enamored of Phillida, that sweet Phillida?
5.3.Sp40Phillida
( To herself ) And couldst thou doat upon the face of a maiden, thyself being one, on the face of fair Galatea?
5.3.Sp41Neptune
Do you both, being maidens, love one another?
5.3.Sp42Galatea
I had thought the habit agreeable with the sex*, and so burned in the fire of mine own fancies.
5.3.Sp43Phillida
I had thought that in the attire of a boy there could not have lodged the body of a virgin, and so was inflamed with a sweet desire which now I find a sour deceit.
5.3.Sp44Diana
Now things falling out as they do, you must leave these fond-found* affections. Nature will have it so; necessity must.
5.3.Sp45Galatea
I will never love any but Phillida. Her love is engraven in my heart with her eyes.
5.3.Sp46Phillida
Nor I any but Galatea, whose faith is imprinted in my thoughts by her words.
5.3.Sp47Neptune
An idle choice, strange and foolish, for one virgin to dote on another, and to imagine a constant faith where there can be no cause of affection. — How like you this, Venus?
5.3.Sp48Venus
I like well and allow it. They shall both be possessed of their wishes, for never shall it be said that Nature or Fortune shall overthrow Love and Faith.(To Galatea and Phillida) Is your love unspotted, begun with truth, continued with constancy, and not to be altered till death?
5.3.Sp49Galatea
Die, Galatea, if thy love be not so!
5.3.Sp50Phillida
Accursed be thou, Phillida, if thy love be not so!
5.3.Sp51Diana
Suppose all this, Venus, what then?
5.3.Sp52Venus
Then shall it be seen that I can turn one of them to be a man, and that I will.
5.3.Sp53Diana
Is it possible?
5.3.Sp54Venus
What is to Love* or the mistress of love* unpossible? Was it not Venus that did the like to Iphis and Ianthes?*( To Galatea and Phillida ) How say ye? Are ye agreed? One to be a boy presently?
5.3.Sp55Phillida
I am content, so I may embrace Galatea.
5.3.Sp56Galatea
I wish it, so I may enjoy Phillida.
5.3.Sp57Melibeus
( To Phillida ) Soft, daughter, you must know whether I will have you a son.
5.3.Sp58Tityrus
( To Galatea ) Take me with you*, Galatea: I will keep you as I begat you, a daughter.
5.3.Sp59Melibeus
Tityrus, let yours be a boy, and, if you will, mine shall not.
5.3.Sp60Tityrus
Nay, mine shall not, for by that means my young son shall lose his inheritance.
5.3.Sp61Melibeus
Why then, get him to be made a maiden, and then there is nothing lost.
5.3.Sp62Tityrus
If there be such changing, I would Venus could make my wife a man.
5.3.Sp63Melibeus
Why?
5.3.Sp64Tityrus
Because she loves always to play* with men.
5.3.Sp65Venus
Well, you are both fond*. Therefore agree to this changing, or suffer your daughters to endure hard chance*.
5.3.Sp66Melibeus
How say you, Tityrus, shall we refer it* to Venus?
5.3.Sp67Tityrus
I am content, because she is a goddess.
5.3.Sp68Venus
Neptune, you will not dislike it?
5.3.Sp69Neptune
Not I.
5.3.Sp70Venus
Nor you, Diana?
5.3.Sp71Diana
Not I.
5.3.Sp72Venus
Cupid shall not.
5.3.Sp73Cupid
I will not.
5.3.Sp74Venus
Then let us depart. Neither of them shall know whose lot it shall be till they come to the church door.* One shall be. Doth it suffice?
5.3.Sp75Phillida
And satisfy us both. Doth it not, Galatea?
5.3.Sp76Galatea
Yes, Phillida.
Enter Rafe, Robin, and Dick.
5.3.Sp77Rafe
Come, Robin, I am glad I have met with thee, for now we will make our father laugh at these tales.
5.3.Sp78Diana
What are these that so malepartly* thrust themselves into our companies?
5.3.Sp79Robin
Forsooth, madam, we are fortune tellers.
5.3.Sp80Venus
Fortune-tellers? Tell me my fortune.
5.3.Sp81Rafe
We do not mean fortune-tellers, we mean fortune tellers. We can tell what fortune we have had these twelve months in the woods.
5.3.Sp82Diana
Let them alone. They be but peevish.
5.3.Sp83Venus
Yet they will be as good as minstrels at the marriage, to make us all merry.
5.3.Sp84Dick
Ay, ladies, we bear a very good consort*.
5.3.Sp85Venus
( To Rafe ) Can you sing?
5.3.Sp86Rafe
Basely*.
5.3.Sp87Venus
( To Dick ) And you?
5.3.Sp88Dick
Meanly*.
5.3.Sp89Venus
( To Robin ) And what can you do?
5.3.Sp90Robin
If they double it, I will treble it.*
5.3.Sp91Venus
Then shall ye go with us, and sing Hymen* before the marriage. Are you content?
5.3.Sp92Rafe
Content? Never better content! For there we shall be sure to fill our bellies with capons’ rumps, or some such dainty dishes.
5.3.Sp93Venus
Then follow us.
Exeunt.

The Epilogue

Galatea comes forward as the rest leave.
Epi.Sp1Galatea
Go all, ’tis I only that conclude all. You ladies* may see that Venus can make constancy fickleness, courage cowardice, modesty lightness, working things impossible in your sex and tempering hardest hearts like softest wool. Yield, ladies, yield to love, ladies, which lurketh under your eyelids whilst you sleep and playeth with your heartstrings whilst you wake; whose sweetness never breedeth satiety, labor weariness, nor grief bitterness.* Cupid was begotten in a mist, nursed in clouds, and sucking only upon conceits*. Confess him a conqueror, whom ye ought to regard, sith* it is unpossible to resist; for this is infallible, that love conquereth all things but itself, and ladies all hearts but their own.
Exit.
FINIS.

Annotations

of
after
one
Smyrna
other
Ios
other
favor
wonted
accustomed
We
the actors
breath
being allowed by your judgment to perform this play
latter
being protected by your favor
wink
shut the eyes
curious
careful
lawn
fine linen
Minerva
a statue of Athene, goddess of wisdom
syllable
neither in spectacle nor dialogue
groweth
is found
plain
open
floods
waters
attend
listen
right
rightly so
traffic
commerce
merchandise
engage in trade
copy
her character
as
as did
earth
right down to the ground
skies
having previously reached nearly to the sky
earth
Aeolus, god of the winds and servant to Neptune
sith
since
husbandmen
farmers
corn
grain
throw
shed
quills
i.e. in the nests where young birds grow feathers
froth
sea foam
weeds
seaweed
for
instead of
monstrous
unnatural
fair
exceedingly beautiful
would
wish
wroth
wrath
wary
reluctant
day
on a fixed day every five years
integrity
whom neither honorable family name nor personal virtue shall exempt from candidacy
that
I don’t know whether I agree with that
he
Neptune
against
in anticipation of
cattle
livestock
bound
tied up
bound
obligated
him
the Agar
honor
chastity
constellation
star-crossed destiny
vexing
vexatious
drawn
dragged
all
above all other young women
as
that
light
alight
fear
frighten
virtue
virtue has given me
virtue
virtue must give me
Suffer
Allow
born
since all mortals must eventually die
it
since life is meaningless without honor
fortunate
you are fortunate in having a father to find out and anticipate those perils for you
beasts
as, for example, Zeus or Jupiter taking the guise of a swan to win Leda, as a bull to run off with Europa, etc.
Diana
goddess of the hunt and of chastity, often emblematic of Queen Elizabeth
stray
lose my way
though
even though
train
retinue
train
lead astray
hearts
makes hearts to have
ears
in order to keep jealous watch and listen for every threatening sound
bow
hunter’s bow
hart
deer
bow
Cupid’s bow
Diana
goddess of chastity and the hunt
her
Diana’s
kind
in their inherently chaste natures
kind
too amorously inclined
practice
devise schemes
both
we both know
have
because of the consequent danger of your being chosen for the sacrifice
affection
i.e. disfigure my appearance through grief
suffering
allowing
desire
i.e. a foolish desire to avoid wearing male attire
become
suit
becometh
is suitable to my sex
hose
trousers
coat
doublet
pleased
satiated
up
fished up out of the sea
rafter
raft
haled
tossed about
marvel
wonder
master
the ship captain
speeds
fares
wetshod
i.e. drowned, as opposed to dryshod, with dry boots
want
lack
land
i.e. seek opportunities for robbing or begging
speed
succeed
not
cannot stomach
teeth
i.e. sharpen the teeth when they’ve been worn dull by chewing on hard-tack
powdered
salted as a preservative
pinned
penned, confined
bottomless
i.e. with only the thin ship’s hull separating you from the bottomless sea
reason
a rational creature
lie
dwell
upwards
i.e. totally deficient in wisdom
sun
i.e. keep track of the heavenly bodies that control the tides
card
compass card, divided into 32 points, as the Mariner demonstrates in the following speeches
pair
i.e. a whole pack of cards
loadstone
magnetic needle
his
its
cards
compass cards; playing cards
cozenage
cheating
masters
i.e. we are unemployed
fain
gladly
points
i.e. good features; also, tags to fasten our garments together
clout
sail
card
compass card
points
tags to fasten my clothes; also the instructions I need to succeed by cheating
East
These are 8 points of the compass, in order clockwise, from North to East
ill
Very poorly done
living
livelihood; also, lifetime
cozening
cheating
made
made into
twelvemonth
on this day a year from now
not
It doesn’t matter
so
provided that
Omnes
All
drunk
drunkenly
healths
i.e. drinking down waves
slaves
i.e. sea and wind
Milk
Extort money from
blind
hidden
brave
excellent
manned
provided with companions
Stand!
i.e. Hands up!
pursing
stealing purses
sail!
i.e. Down you go from the ladder with a noose over your head, like a sail that is let fall
feather
i.e. We’re destined to hang and dance at a rope’s end, like a feather in the wind
alone
still in man’s attire
habit
shape your inner feelings to conform to your male appearance and apparel
immodest
behave in a way that seems immodest in a young woman
be
i.e. had really made me a youth
not
i.e. a young woman
fond
infatuated
jealous
apprehensive
whist
silence
myself
i.e. act the part of a youth
gate
manner of walking
untoward
clumsy
unfit
inappropriate and ill-fitting
one
stands a young man
person
not really a youth
color
pretext
salute
greet
leg
a male bow
habit
garments
pastime
have some sport
second
inferior
face
causing me to blush
Are you a maid?
Are you a virgin — a question that Galatea would interpret as “Of what sex are you?” (JJ questions this DB’s reading here.)
train
handsome retinue
spill
interrupt
fair
handsome
wind
ran downwind so that its scent would not be detected by the hunters and their dogs
him
headed the deer back in the direction from whic it came
dear
with a familiar pun on dear/deer
pastime
interrupt her hunting
tell
count
agreed
in accord in hesitating to admit they are boys
pleasant
jocular
woods
beat the bushes with tusks to rouse the game
mouths
bay like hunting dogs; talk volubly
nothing
nothing else
deer
rouse the deer from cover by shouting
favor
approval, favorable regard
if
even if
silly
frail
brands
torches
staid
unmovable
sex
in falling in love with a person of their own sex
truant
play the truant
mother
Venus
away
excuse my truancy in being absent from my mother Venus
spend
I will have spent in vain
shifts
stratagems
ladies
i.e. ladies in the audience
silly
simple
using
wearing
god
i.e. on Cupid’s own person
love
as when Neptune took the shape of a horse to make love to Ceres and a ram to seduce Theophane
not
do not scruple
overreached
tricked
swains
farmers
craft
i.e. by Cupid’s disguising himself as a young woman
wooden
inferior; sylvan
skreeking
shrieking or screeching
hags
evil spirits that prowl by night
boy
black with soot and smoke
spirits
stirring of distilled substances
crosslets
crucibles
fermentation
These terms describe the heating and fusing of substances until they are vaporized, then reduced to powder and reheated until red hot, combined with other substances, stirred until white, fermented, etc.
compassed
mastered
indurative
These alchemical instruments include various vessels used in vaporizing and distillation, both hand-held and affixed to a wall, in order to produce absorption, softening, and hardening.
not
The substances here include potassium nitrate, sulfuric acid, potassium carbonate, prepared salts, tartars, disulphide of arsenic, ammonium chloride, and various herbs and yeasts, along with lime, chalk, ashes, and hair.
multiplication
transmutation of baser metals into precious ones
blush
at first glance
occupation
i.e. an unemployed beggar or thief
groat
four-penny piece
angels
gold coins worth 6s. 8d., featuring the archangel Michael slaying the dragon
point
the metal sheath enclosing the tip of a lace used to fasten clothes
pint
of pint-sized capacity
pots
i.e. All you do is pointless because you drink away all your profits
made
assured of success
cunning
craft
spirits
i.e. basic substances
done
I want no part of this
devils
i.e. with spirits
gross
dull
domination
i.e. most useful in alchemy
quicksilver
mercury
silver
i.e. my money in silver coins
quick
i.e. easy come, easy go
orpiment
yellow arsenic
a word … spirit
i.e. it sounds like mumbo-jumbo or abracadabra to me
ammoniac
ammonium chloride
brimstone
sulfur
blue
sulfur burns blue
alone
Leave it to me
beggar
i.e. he is shabbily dressed
bewray
reveal
four
mercury, sulfur, sulfate of arsenic, and sal ammoniac
tempered
mixed
seven
gold, silver, mercury, copper, iron, tin, and lead
pounds
would turn an investment of £1 into £8000
coals
if only I can obtain some beech charcoal, the best fuel for an alchemical furnace
pottle
two-quart
plate
silver serving dishes
plummet
ball of lead
framed
fashioned
studies
meditates
about
speculating
hear
Can I believe my ears
Danae?
When Danae was confined by her father, King Acrisius of Argos, to a brazen tower, Jupiter or Zeus visited her in a shower of gold, conceiving Perseus as their son.
infinite
make infinite substances out of nothing
whist!
silence!
mine
i.e. time is money
air
i.e. get away from the furnace
mystery
a trade; also, a spiritual mystery
pains
work hard
Infinite
i.e. lots of work and lots of pain
entertain
employ
swear
solemnly promise; also, swear blasphemous oaths
gryphs
griffins
nests
i.e. line our pockets
frieze
coarse woolen cloth
science
learning
drought
thirstiness
myself
to ward off evil suggestion
thumb.
Proverbially, an honest miller was said to have a golden thumb — a rare occurrence, since honest millers were rare. The miller would teste the quality of the meal by rubbing it between his thumb and forefinger.
was
Alchemy is such a shabby occupation
man
servant
old
i.e., me, his former apprentice
shield
protect
mind
the mind of a boy
Melebeus
i.e. Phillida, disguised as a boy and bearing her father’s name
thee
i.e., me (Galatea speaks to herself in the third person)
fancy
in a fanciful dream
bow
use the male hunter’s bow instead of the woman’s spinning tool
quoits
the throwing of a heavy plate or ring requiring manly strength
abroad
away from home
wont
I who was accusomed
sampler
needlework
rareness
excellence
habit
garb
thee
when the maleness that you so love in Tityrus (i.e. Galatea) is displeasing to you in yourself
times
i.e. look to see when he is most likely to be susceptible to love
bewray
declare
conceits
fanciful thoughts
modesty
modesty able to conquer desire
imagination
an imagination that is captive to desire
fire
like the insect piralis that was fabled to live thus
precise
strict, conforming with conventional morality
brands
torches
flames
the eternal flame guarded by the Vestal Virgins in the temple of Vesta, Roman goddess of the hearth
heart
punning on hart
made
said to be
and
and yet
This meaning of “and”persists through the next clauses, as Galatea muses on the contradictions of chastity.
fancy
love
lunary
moonwort
Melebeus
i.e. Phillida
false
falsify, betray
Fond
Foolish and infatuated
profession
i.e. worship of Diana
bows
bend the bows in order to attach the bowstrings
strings
bowstrings
fly
the thing I should shun
riddles
Oedipus solved the riddle posed to him by the Sphinx
muse
wonder
ailest
what ails you
leaves
herbal medicines
counsel
advice
own
I blush to hear you, as you recount my sufferings in love, to describe your own
boy
i.e. the disguised Galatea
teeth
reproach me
wakeness
wakefulness
good
might as well
Melibeus
i.e. the disguised Phillida
fond
foolish
Tyterus
i.e. the disguised Galatea
soft
wait a minute
that
I who
affection
desire
byword
trick of speech
vicious
i.e. you outdo other lovers in betrayal of your vows
near me
Pun on “physically near” and “near the truth”
recall
unsay
only
If I were the only one to feel
incident
it being liable to happen
one
one nymph
deadly
extremely
virtue
scorns chastity as common and vulgar
stately
imposingly dignified
amaze
daunt
boy
Tityrus or Galatea
she
Ramia
boy
Melibeus or Phillida
Melibeus
i.e. the disguised Phillida
have
insists on having
Tityrus
i.e. the disguised Galatea
swath-clouts
swaddling clothes
conceits
ideas
like
likely
overreachest
you overpower
fond
foolish
reach
things contrary to what we hope for
Tityrus
the disguised Galatea
nobody
not among the living
framed
made
water
i.e. the external appearance does not represent the inner substance
toy
foolish trifle
humor
obsession
to
resembling
servant
a man who is devoted to the service of a lady
habit
garb
face
i.e., you
Admit
Suppose
doubtful
ambiguous and doubt-inspiring
simple
or I am too simpleminded, being a girl, to understand
disdain
disdainfully too proud
understand
in not understanding
that
because
mold
or knowing him/herself to be in fact a woman like them
so
provided that
fond
foolish; devoted
boy
Peter
veriest
most utter
end
fulfillment
measure
steady temperature
breasts
voices
so as
so that
of
among
blast
i.e. impossible tasks
dram
small amount
as
provided that
temperatures
temperament
Con-dog
since a cur is a dog
art
i.e. alchemy
you
as the saying goes
multiplieth
transmutes metals
wanteth
lacks
meat
food
man
i.e. intent on his book, as though it contained religious instruction
salute
greet
feet
like the proverbial absent-minded philosopher, so intently contemplating the heavens that he is unaware of what lies at his feet
astronomer
i.e. astrologer
Ipsissimus
the very same
annus
i.e. 1588, the year of the Spanish Armada
list
wish
lime-twigs
twigs coated with sticky substance to snare birds
a-batfowling
beat down birds at roost with a bat or club
cunning
cleverness
sky
below the upper limit of the sky
signs
constellations
zodiacs
the ecliptic or pathway in the stars that contains the twelve signs of the zodiac and through which the sun and planets move
taverns
where tavern signboards might feature such zodiacal signs as Aries the Ram, Taurus the Bull, Cancer the Crab, Leo the Lion, etc.
compass
encompass, achieve
head.
These asssociations of the twelve zodiacal constellations with various parts of the body were a central part of astrological lore.
ewe
i.e. an unfaithful female who makes her husband a cuckold, with horns like those of the ram
Bull
Taurus
Capricornus
the Goat
signs
signs of horned animals, suggesting cuckoldry
thoughts
aspire to wisdom
tell
count
’clips
eclipse
coney
rabbit
purse-net
a net that can be drawn tight at the mouth by a draw-string
number
the year in which the sun and the moon return to the relationship from which they began
epact
the age in days of the moon on the first day of the year, beginning March 22
prime
the date of the first new moon in the year
multiplication
transmuting metals
year
sixty years from now
astronomical
judicial astrology, used to predict momentous events like the deaths of monarchs
hail-fellows
close companions
amiable
lovable
drib
dribble, shoot feebly
leas
meadows
nymph
i.e. Cupid, disguised as a young woman
burn
caused by Psyche’s accidentally spilling hot oil on her beloved Cupid’s shoulder
leaf
an invented myth
Medea
a sorceress who was deserted by Jason and then killed their two children
bird
another invented detail
Calypso
goddess who detained Odysseus for years (Odyssey, Book 1)
shame
or bring shame to her nymphs
addle
i.e. confused, empty
onyx
a precious stone; the characteristics ascribed to it here are fanciful
moly
a magical herb given by Hermes or Mercury to Odysseus to protect him against Circe’s powers of enchantment (Odyssey, Book 10)
abateth
blunts or beats back
sun
a legend telling how the old eagle finds renewal by exposing itself to excessive heat of the sun, then plunging into cold water in order to shed its old plumage
shadow
i.e. the ephemeral pursuit of amorous love
ibes
ibises
sights
i.e. grow old and blind
one
your thoughts
other
your faces
eyes
Just imagine
trulls
strumpets
ends
their unhappy endings as a result of amorous dalliance
without
in outward appearance
within
in reality
owls
According to one legendary account, when the jolly satyr Silenus ascended to the skies, the ass on which he rode was placed among the stars and his pictures of apes and owls were covered over by embroidered representations of lions and eagles.
Juno
For attempting to win the love of Hera or Juno, Ixion was tricked by Zeus or Jupiter into making love to a cloud, Nephele, that resembled Juno. By this cloud Ixion fathered the centaurs.
others
a popular legend about the eagle
labors
patient workers in the cause of chaste virtue
samplers
fancy needlework
pelting
paltry
colors
pretty complexions and deceptive appearances
chase
hunting ground
that
what
unacquainted
unfamiliar, strange
bear
tolerate
the color of
pretext of your being
deity
her power as a goddess
policy
stratagems
wishes
vain hopes
golden
glorious
golden
gilded
rods
for discipline and chastisement
Circes
i.e.you will be infatuated not with an ennobling and spiritual love but with base enchantment
game
her hunting, and her nymphs whom you have hunted
shall
will be prevented
to
as
thoughts
i.e. despite my inclination to exercise a godlike mercy, or to have nothing to do with you, or, conversely, to revenge myself on you more harshly
smart
the sting of the whip
have
take
Populus
the people
Augur
Prognosticating priest
sacrifice
sacrificial victim
nature
the natural affection of a father for his daughter
swath-clout
swaddling clothes
sheet
sheet in which a dead body is wrapped
comfortable
comforting
inconvenience
public misfortune
mischief
harm
color
refuse to take the dye
simple
simpleminded
overreach
outwit
ear
i.e., only a wily mouse would dare make its home near the cat
he
anyone
cunningly
limp persuasively
will
wishes to
piece
woman
hairs
i.e., old men
fond
loving; foolish
Populus
Representing the people
froward
willful
Alter
A second representative of the people
their
get to the bottom of the fathers’
Oyez
Hear ye!
doom
sentence
cozened
cheated
pearl
i.e. as a sign of conquest
fire
the flames of passion
pirate’s
i.e. Cupid is
to trust to
expect
knots
ribbons tied in bows as love tokens
it
get to work
That
That one
she
Diana
Pluto
representing money, and confused thus with Plutus, god of riches
of
by
colors
deceptive appearances
conceits
thoughts
see
see to it
alone
Leave him to me
samplers
fancy needlework
Diana
serve Diana as a footman
for
instead of
wait
attend
trains
retinues
trains
deceptions
arras
tapestries
Vesta
goddess of the hearth and of chastity
men
Their tricks may blear the eyes of ordinary mortals
cozened
cheated
happy
fortunate
fair
beautiful
glass
mirror
thee
I only wish that my praise of your beauty were a flattering deception
me
mislead me with false hopes
so
do not love me merely in brotherly love
mistress
the woman I adore and serve
mistress
i.e. have noted my almost feminine-like beauty
mysteries
with a play on Mistrisse, the Quarto spelling
will
I will love you
fare
good luck to
other
the Astronomer
virtues
astrological powers
octavus
i.e. 1588, the year of the Spanish Armada, as in 3.3
it
scorned it as merely the vicissitudes of this world
multiplying
transmuting base metals
sweating
in sexual intercourse
her
i.e. gave her a child, thereby making two persons of one
stone
the magical substance vainly sought by alchemists that could convert all metals into gold; also, the testicles
cupboard
in the private sexual anatomy
spittle
the spittle one produces on waking up, thought to have curative properties
meat
food
mill
the mill operated by the three brothers’ father, which Robin now hopes will now descend to him
imagination
hoping to inherit
hands
using the art of palmistry
Sol
the sun
Thursday
born on Jove’s day and hence jovial
Venerian
a fine worshiper of Venus
Friday
Venus’s day, and also an ecclesiastical fast-day when fish was eaten instead of flesh
flesh-day
i.e. dedicated to Venus, goddess of love
muliebre
flesh is feminine in gender (in Latin)
me
recommended me as an assistant
had
If only I had
qualities
skills
warm
invigorating, strenuous
watered
salivated
meat
flesh
thoughts
and thought incessantly about sleep and food
coat
a doublet like the one you are wearing
brothers.
This master, evidently a shystering lawyer, will devise a way to give Dick the means to claim the right of the oldest brother and thereby inherit all their father’s estate, the mill.
passest
you are well known
points.
That’s as likely as if your (Peter’s) former master, the Alchemist, could transmute the metal tag-tips for fastening clothes into silver tankards.
he
the lawyer
him
Dick
cozen
cheat
cozens
the cozener or cheater of us both; also, our sibling treating us legally as mere cousins
uncle
i.e. we can invent genealogies for ourselves to cheat Dick in turn
conceit
pregnant with expectations
straight
at once
Ericthinis
a citizen
fatal
doomed
other
a crowd of men
sacrilege.
These legends are imaginary.
only
uniquely
divine
dwell on divine matters
agreeable
well suited
affections
temperaments
looks
the looks you wish for
tuned
well-tuned
conquereth
i.e. where chaste love is held in honor and yields to desire in such a way as to command and control affection in virtuous marriage
mine
because they are mine
been
been born
thine
through your gluttonous surfeiting
abused
wronged
want
lack
event
the sacrifice and its consequences
fear
since I am not a boy
not
doesn’t require a boy
fear
i.e. the fear that Tityrus (really Galatea) would be chosen as the most beautiful boy
ambo
both
stick
scruple
honest
chaste
honor
i.e. Virtue deserves praise and honor
except
unless
Love
Cupid
entertaineth
admits
entreat
treat harshly
muse
wonder
green
raw, fresh
without
on the surface
stead
came to your aid
fancies
love-longings
martyrdom
i.e. unless Cupid is released, Diana’s nymphs will suffer continual and violent reprisal from Venus
choose
cannot choose but chatter, being compulsively loose of tongue
well.
I, Venus, are honored to be spoken off harshly by Diana in such elegant language.
fancy
love
affection
desire
common
shared, general
saved
is the means of saving
Yes
Yes I can
level
aim
say
I am glad you say
Sappho
as in Lyly’s Sappho and Phao, 1584, where Cupid leaves Venus to dwell with Sappho
brands
torches
broke?
These observations may offer clues for staging.
not
it doesn’t matter
as
so that
jars.
Their pardon has been obtained not by any merit on your part, but as a consequence of the enmity between Diana and Venus.
sex
I thought Phillida’s male attire assured a male identity
fond-found
now found to be foolish
Love
Cupid
love
Venus
Ianthes?
When a young woman was given the male name of Iphis to spare her life but was then engaged against her will to marry the beautiful Ianthe, Iphis and her mother prevailed on the goddess Isis to change Iphis’s sex to that of a male, whereupon he and Ianthe were able to marry happily.
Take me with you
Understand what I have to say to you
play
sport amorously
fond
foolish
chance
bad luck
it
the decision
door.
(The audience is also left to guess, though Galatea, disguised as a boy already as the play begins, is perhaps a logical choice to be the designated male.)
malepartly
saucily
consort
we sing well as a trio
Basely
Poorly; singing the bass part
Meanly
(1) In mediocre fashion; (2) singing the middle part
it.
To their two voices I’ll add a third, singing the treble part (in a song with which the original presumably concluded).
Hymen
i.e. sing as invocation, in classical tradition, Io Hymen
ladies
in the audience
bitterness.
Love’s sweet joys are never cloying, her labors are never wearying, and the melancholy sadness she induces is never bitter.
conceits
imaginary thoughts
sith
since

Characters

Prologue

Tityrus, father of Galatea

Galatea

Cupid

Nymph

Melibeus, father of Phillida

Phillida

Robin, brother of Rafe and Dick

Mariner

Rafe, brother of Robin and Dick

Dick, brother of Robin and Rafe

Diana

Telusa

Neptune

Peter, servant to the Alchemist

Alchemist

Eurota

Ramia

Astronomer

Larissa

Augur

Populus

Alter

Ericthinis, a citizen

Hebe

Venus, goddess of love

Prosopography

David Bevington

David Bevington was the Phyllis Fay Horton Distinguished Service Professor Emeritus in the Humanities at the University of Chicago. His books include From Mankind to Marlowe (1962), Tudor Drama and Politics (1968), Action Is Eloquence (1985), Shakespeare: The Seven Ages of Human Experience (2005), This Wide and Universal Theater: Shakespeare in Performance, Then and Now (2007), Shakespeare’s Ideas (2008), Shakespeare and Biography (2010), and Murder Most Foul: Hamlet Through the Ages (2011). He was the editor of Medieval Drama (1975), The Bantam Shakespeare, and The Complete Works of Shakespeare. The latter was published in a seventh edition in 2014. He was a senior editor of the Revels Student Editions, the Revels Plays, The Norton Anthology of Renaissance Drama, and The Cambridge Edition of the Works of Ben Jonson (2012). Professor Bevington passed away on August 2, 2019.

Donald Bailey

Eric Rasmussen

Janelle Jenstad

Janelle Jenstad is a Professor of English at the University of Victoria, Director of The Map of Early Modern London, and Director of Linked Early Modern Drama Online. With Jennifer Roberts-Smith and Mark Kaethler, she co-edited Shakespeare’s Language in Digital Media: Old Words, New Tools (Routledge). She has edited John Stow’s A Survey of London (1598 text) for MoEML and is currently editing The Merchant of Venice (with Stephen Wittek) and Heywood’s 2 If You Know Not Me You Know Nobody for DRE. Her articles have appeared in Digital Humanities Quarterly, Elizabethan Theatre, Early Modern Literary Studies, Shakespeare Bulletin, Renaissance and Reformation, and The Journal of Medieval and Early Modern Studies. She contributed chapters to Approaches to Teaching Othello (MLA); Teaching Early Modern Literature from the Archives (MLA); Institutional Culture in Early Modern England (Brill); Shakespeare, Language, and the Stage (Arden); Performing Maternity in Early Modern England (Ashgate); New Directions in the Geohumanities (Routledge); Early Modern Studies and the Digital Turn (Iter); Placing Names: Enriching and Integrating Gazetteers (Indiana); Making Things and Drawing Boundaries (Minnesota); Rethinking Shakespeare Source Study: Audiences, Authors, and Digital Technologies (Routledge); and Civic Performance: Pageantry and Entertainments in Early Modern London (Routledge). For more details, see janellejenstad.com.

John Lyly

Kate LeBere

Project Manager, 2020-2021. Assistant Project Manager, 2019-2020. Textual Remediator and Encoder, 2019-2021. Kate LeBere completed her BA (Hons.) in History and English at the University of Victoria in 2020. During her degree she published papers in The Corvette (2018), The Albatross (2019), and PLVS VLTRA (2020) and presented at the English Undergraduate Conference (2019), Qualicum History Conference (2020), and the Digital Humanities Summer Institute’s Project Management in the Humanities Conference (2021). While her primary research focus was sixteenth and seventeenth century England, she completed her honours thesis on Soviet ballet during the Russian Cultural Revolution. She is currently a student at the University of British Columbia’s iSchool, working on her masters in library and information science.

Martin Holmes

Martin Holmes has worked as a developer in the UVicʼs Humanities Computing and Media Centre for over two decades, and has been involved with dozens of Digital Humanities projects. He has served on the TEI Technical Council and as Managing Editor of the Journal of the TEI. He took over from Joey Takeda as lead developer on LEMDO in 2020. He is a collaborator on the SSHRC Partnership Grant led by Janelle Jenstad.

Michael Best

Michael Best is Professor Emeritus at the University of Victoria, BC. He is the Founding Editor of the Internet Shakespeare Editions, of which he was the Coordinating Editor until 2017. In print, he has published editions of works of Elizabethan magic and huswifery, a collection of letters from the Australian goldfields, and Shakespeare on the Art of Love (2008). He contributed regular columns for the Shakespeare Newsletter on Electronic Shakespeares, and has written many articles and chapters for both print and online books and journals, principally on questions raised by the new medium in the editing and publication of texts. He has delivered papers and plenary lectures on electronic media and the Internet Shakespeare Editions at conferences in Canada, the USA, the UK, Spain, Australia, and Japan.

Nicole Vatcher

Technical Documentation Writer, 2020-present. Nicole Vatcher completed her BA (Hons.) in English at the University of Victoria in 2021. Her primary research focus was womenʼs writing in the modernist period.

Tracey El Hajj

Junior Programmer 2019-2020. Research Associate 2020-2021. Tracey received her PhD from the Department of English at the University of Victoria in the field of Science and Technology Studies. Her research focuses on the algorhythmics of networked communications. She was a 2019-20 President’s Fellow in Research-Enriched Teaching at UVic, where she taught an advanced course on Artificial Intelligence and Everyday Life. Tracey was also a member of the Map of Early Modern London team, between 2018 and 2021. Between 2020 and 2021, she was a fellow in residence at the Praxis Studio for Comparative Media Studies, where she investigated the relationships between artificial intelligence, creativity, health, and justice. As of July 2021, Tracey has moved into the alt-ac world for a term position, while also teaching in the English Department at the University of Victoria.

William Shakespeare

Orgography

Digital Renaissance Editions (DRE1)

Anthology Leads and Co-Coordinating Editors: Brett Greatley-Hirsch, Janelle Jenstad, James Mardock, and Sarah Neville.

Internet Shakespeare Editions (ISE1)

The Internet Shakespeare Editions (ISE) was a major digital humanities project created by Emeritus Professor Michael Best at the University of Victoria. The ISE server was retired in 2018 but a final staticized HTML version of the Internet Shakespeare Editions project is still hosted at UVic.

LEMDO Team (LEMD1)

The LEMDO Team is based at the University of Victoria and normally comprises the project director, the lead developer, project manager, junior developers(s), remediators, encoders, and remediating editors.

LEMDO Website (LEMD4)

LEMDO’s own website, published at lemdo.uvic.ca, is generated using the same technology that builds all the anthologies.

University of Victoria (UVIC1)

https://www.uvic.ca/

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